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CIA Undercover Agents

Written By Gerald Fitz - Category: Science - Likes: 1

These are confusing times, and in these times many injustices go unanswered. With the regular media focusing on other issues like the pandemic, many clandestine activities go unanswered. Some will have you believe that the pandemic has halted the intru...
2021-02-21

Heinous deeds committed by brand name soda corporations

Written By Kororalpiplichi Chriktommpich - Category: Science - Likes: 2

Written by Guest Writer Kororalpiplichi Chriktommpich    Carbonated beverages have taken the world by storm ever since their creation in 1244 BCE, but much more so once Coca Cola started putting very addictive substances in their beverag...
2021-02-12

Jase Collings Election Live

Written By The Editorial Board - Category: - Likes: 1

Huntington Post Livestream covering the Jase Collings Election LIVE at 6:00 pm today https://youtu.be/oqFAMt1GDI4 Privacy Enhanced mode is ON. No information will be collected until you press play.
2020-11-04

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Space is Explosive!

Written By An Miniature Kitten - Category: Science - Likes: 20

A recent study at Hardvard University shows that there is a dangerous chemical outside of the atmosphere. The area dubbed “space” by HPSD was actually discovered to be a dangerous cloud of gas. This gas was dubbed Gabhulokmabavcufhudphyshaculdulic...
2018-09-18

5 Signs your Pillow is plotting your demise

Written By Fred - Category: Other - Likes: 11

The mere presence of a pillow is already enough reason to sound the alarm and batten down the hatches and call in an attack squadron armed with automatic assault rifles. However, you may be thinking to yourself, “How do I know that my memory foam ort...
2018-10-29

5 Reasons Hammers are magical

Written By Fred - Category: - Likes: 10

Did you know that Hammers are Magical? Of course you don’t! But, I will tell you about 5 reasons that they are the absolute best thing that ever happened to that earth.Did you know that hammers were originally designed by aliens that lived in 5th dim...
2018-10-27

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Science Articles

Space is Explosive!

Written By An Miniature Kitten - Category: Science - Likes: 20

A recent study at Hardvard University shows that there is a dangerous chemical outside of the atmosphere. The area dubbed “space” by HPSD was actually discovered to be a dangerous cloud of gas. This gas was dubbed Gabhulokmabavcufhudphyshaculdulic...
2018-09-18

Dangerous Chemical Kills Millions

Written By Editorial Board - Category: Science - Likes: 7

In the 18th century, chemist Henry Cavendish discovered the molecule of a substance humanity would soon regret. Dihydrogen Monoxide is a dangerous substance that has been linked to the deaths of millions of individuals throughout time. T...
2018-08-01

Krypton is BORING!

Written By Dr. Yamok - Category: Science - Likes: 6

We at the Huntington Post have a bold claim to make: Krypton is really boring and it’s awesome and cool name should be given to an element with awesome and cool properties. The name “Krypton” is so awesome that it is used in certain Marvel films...
2018-11-30

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Technology Articles

New Implant Could Save Thousands

Written By The Editorial Board - Category: Technology - Likes: 4

Inventor Jase Collings has created a new biotechnology implant to solve hundreds of real-world problems, including death. We asked Jase Collings to join us for this article. "What my partners and I did was create the future," says Collings, "...
2018-08-01

You Are Living In a Spreadsheet

Written By The Editorial Board - Category: Technology - Likes: 4

Researcher Dr. Hepler has just completed a new study of the internet testing his theories of computer emulation. What he found on various corporate servers were Microsoft© Excel™ spreadsheets full of data created by the companies. This led him and h...
2018-08-01

We Hacked The Huntington Post

Written By The Illuminati - Category: Technology - Likes: 4

Hello, ladies and germs. We are the Illuminati, as you could probably figure out by the article author. So, WE HAVE HACKED THE HUNTINGTON POST. This just goes to show how brilliant we really are. Usually, when we hack a website, we do so silently, but ...
2018-10-01

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Hand Soap is an Illuminati Conspiracy

Written By Dr. Yamok and Dr. Heinbrow - Category: Engineering - Likes: 2

Hand soap by itself is very suspicious - being distributed by sketchy companies like Wako Soaps, or various mall brands. However, we are here to tell you that there is only one central manufacturer, and they are intent on controlling the world. The Ill...
2018-08-01

New Device allows walking through walls

Written By Jase Collings - Category: Engineering - Likes: 1

Inventor Jase Collings invented a new form of transportation: the Lojmit! It can be installed and used on practically any wall. Best of all, it is affordable. Many middle class residents will be able to use these devices and are expected to be in about...
2018-08-01

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Mathematics Articles

Which Huntingtonpost Writer are you?

Written By Gerald Fitz - Category: Mathematics - Likes: 4

We all know the loveable staff of the Huntington Post, but which one is most like you? All you have to do is take our quiz. At each question, add the number of the answer you picked. Keep a tally of your answers!What is your favorite color of the follo...
2020-01-17

Man tries to eat a hammer, you will NOT BELIEVE what happens next!

Written By the Editorial Board - Category: Mathematics - Likes: 3

Ladies and gentlemen - Hobos and tramps - cross eyed mosquitoes and bowlegged ants. I come before you to stand behind you to tell you of something I know nothing about. Last Wednesday (which is good friday) there will be a convention held in a women's...
2018-08-01

Only the most Intelligent people can follow this logic

Written By the Lee Cartwright - Category: Mathematics - Likes: 2

I be Lee Cartwright, the neweyist member of the Hunting ton post Editorial Board. As is most obviuos, I am the bestest/ most smartest member of the board. Even the distengiushed Dr. Hienbrow is more dumber than I. Dis how. I gots my educecion from Nige...
2018-08-01

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Intra-Post Articles

Meet the Editorial Board!

Written By The Editorial Board - Category: Intra - Likes: 6

Bob: I am the Huntington Post Accountant. I hate my job. This is a cry for help.Dr. Heplar: I am a scientist. A perfect scientist. I do everything right. And, I have absolutely no intentions to take over the world.Dr. Heinbrow: I am the greatest scient...
2018-09-18

Vending Machines

Written By Max Greel - Category: Intra - Likes: 2

Hello. I am purchasing Vending Machines for the Huntington Post lounge. But I have no idea what I should put in them. I am sharing my logic with you.Maybe I should put energy drinks in there. But this is an office; not a sports center. Maybe I will put...
2019-04-02

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5 Signs your Pillow is plotting your demise

Written By Fred - Category: Other - Likes: 11

The mere presence of a pillow is already enough reason to sound the alarm and batten down the hatches and call in an attack squadron armed with automatic assault rifles. However, you may be thinking to yourself, “How do I know that my memory foam ort...
2018-10-29

Cats should not do laundry

Written By Gerald Fitz - Category: Other - Likes: 5

It saddens me greatly to have to write this article. There were extraneous events that brought me to put my comment on this highly political and highly partisan issue. Cats should not do laundry. This simple fact of the universe is denied daily by nume...
2020-01-26

Breakthrough in Philosophy

Written By Nicholas Poller - Category: Other - Likes: 2

Hello, readers, I’m a philosopher. Or am I? What does it mean to be a philosopher? I was born on September 10, 1752 in Hawaii, United States. Or was I? How can I be sure? How can I be sure that I am the same person than I was then? Are we really...
2018-08-01

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