17 ways to INCREASE efficiency

By Person 0 - Published 2020-01-02

By Person 0

1. How to learn anything in under an hour
2. Purchase scalpel
3. Find someone who knows what you need to know
4. “Does this smell like chloroform?”
5. You know what to do. If not, see #1
6. How to fix your recursion issues
7. See #2
8. How to get to work in under 30 seconds
9. Rent car
10. Replace engine with a General Electric GE9X
11. Remove roadway signs
12. Add tailfin
13. Step on it
14. How to get away with shameless self-promotion
15. Make a Huntington Post Account
16. How to add more hours in the day
17. Define an hour as 30 minutes, now there are 48 hours in a day
18. The easier option is to change the gravitational constant of the universe thereby making everything bend spacetime more causing slowed time
19. How to avoid infinite loops
20. See 7
21. How to avoid infinite loops
22. See 6
23. How to avoid repetition
24. Avoiding repetition is easy and important, If you repeat yourself people will not take you seriously
25. Avoiding repetition is easy and important, If you repeat yourself people will not take you seriously
26. How to avoid repetition
27. Avoiding repetition is easy and important, If you repeat yourself people will not take you seriously
28. Avoiding repetition is easy and important, If you repeat yourself people will not take you seriously
29. How to write a lot of nonsense quickly
30. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit
31. Seventy Ninth collector's edition of A brilliant study 122 Type 9 Seventh Simplification Ninth Rewrite” Part 12 volume 12 sub volume 13 book 16 chapter 89 section 23 subsection 29 subchapter 95 paragraph 36 sub paragraph -0.6^(pi*e) sentence 40 “You can always site Dr Heinbrow”
32. See 12
33. Ask Gerald Fitz to collaborate with Dr Heinbrow
34. Fastest way to hide from Dr Yamok
35. Ask Gerald Fitz to distract him
36. Steal the tomato sauce
37. Cover yourself in tomato sauce
38. Hide under a rug
39. Don’t think about mittens
40. How to quickly learn to count past 3 by Lee Cartwright
41. Ask Pweazewy to wamok
42. How to know if Gerald Fitz believes that something is a conspiracy without having to ask
43. He does
44. Fastest way to burn a traffic cone with Gerald Fitz(Arizonian Writer)
45. Get lighter fluid
46. Pour Fluid on crushed leaves dried for a year
47. Fill lighter soaked leaves in traffic cone
48. Create a line of gunpowder leading to traffic cone
49. Light
50. How to efficiently obey all of Jase Collings propositions
51. Simply accept your fate
52. How to hide a message
53. Bold, Italics and Underline, They will never see
54. Especially if you add a black highlight

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