7 pointed star?
By The Editorial Board - Published 2020-03-06
Last July, (July 2019) Scientists came across one of the biggest discoveries of the year, a Six Pointed star (as opposed to the common Five Pointed Star). This was a huge breakthrough for scientists because not only do these Six Pointed Stars produce solar energy ten times the amount of normal Five Pointed Stars, but they also propel light at nearly twice the speed. The light from these stars are not visible to the naked eye but using the UV Telescope invented in the HPSD (Huntington Post Space Department) in June of 2019, we were able to see these newly discovered stars. These stars may be used to model future Hyper Light Speed Traveling.
Recently, the HPSD has been picking up Quantum Disturbances and have been able to trace them back to certain locations in space. Using our Hyper Zoom and UV telescopes, we were not able to pick up anything; yet there are planets orbiting around the locations of Quantum Disturbance. The talented researchers at the HPSD theorize that this might be some sort of Seven Pointed star. The planets orbiting these areas of Quantum Disturbance have a strange distortion to them, as if they were vibrating very violently. We believe that these so called Seven Pointed Stars produce so much energy the light is propelled at such a speed that it causes disturbances on the Quantum Level.
The Head of the Huntington Post Space Department Research Team Number 53 Team 18 who wishes to remain unnamed for unnamed reasons stated in an interview that “We are not sure if this is actually a Seven Pointed Star, we are yet to see it; as far as we know it could be eight!” This quote was probably not relevant but they also state that “We could potentially use the technique of the Invisible Star to develop technologies such as teleportation.” But they worry that “In the wrong hands this could be catastrophic” which is why they asked us to hold off on writing an article about it, but here at the Huntington Post we are dedicated to writing only the Realest Fake News.
