A Great Wondrous Tale

By Person 0 - Published 2018-08-01

Our tale starts with a man named bob, But instead of Bob let's call him person 1. Person 1 loved dogs, Instead of dogs let's call them mammal ones. Person 1 had 3 mammal ones which were named sophie, gerald and nickoli. Those names are complicated let's call them animal 1,2 and 3 in order. So when animal 1 went for a walk- Lets not use the word walk, let’s instead use verb 1, Also lets not use the word “the” It’s used to often, and now that I think about it so is “to” and “And” Let’s use other 4 and other 5 respectively, Let's use Other 3. So when animal 1, animal 2 other 5 animal 3 verb 1-ed other 4 Other 3 park, let’s rename Other 3 park place 1 and “So” to other 6. other 6 when animal 1 animal 2 other 5 animal 3 verb 1ed other 4 Other 3 place 1 they had met Mackadamiarniacatitinarimanorac Other 3 1.0294872113x10^34, His name is simple enough, let’s not change it. other 6 when Person 1 other 5 his mammal ones(animal 1, animal 2 other 5 animal 3) met Mackadamiarniacatitinarimanorac Other 3 1.0294872113x10^34 while they were verb 1-ing, Person 1 gave Mackadamiarniacatitinarimanorac Other 3 1.0294872113x10^34 his umbrella. Umbrella is a long word from now on we shall call it item 2. However one of Person 1’s mammal ones (animal 1 other 4 be exact) saw Other 3 item 2, she tried other 4 play tug of war with it. That last sentence was really complicated. Lets change play/game other 4 verb 2, Saw/See other 4 verb 3 other 5 tug of war other 4 verb 4. other 6 when animal 1 (Person 1’s mammal one) verb 3 Other 3 item 2 she(being animal 1 other 5 being a mammal one) attempted other 4 verb 2 verb 4 with Other 3 item 2 being held by Mackadamiarniacatitinarimanorac Other 3 1.0294872113x10^34. Mackadamiarniacatitinarimanorac Other 3 1.0294872113x10^34 did not wish other 4 verb 2 verb 4 with animal 1 over Other 3 item 2. Lets change “over” other 4 position 1 other 5 “with” other 4 other 1. Now our sentence reads “ other 6 when animal 1 (Person 1’s mammal one) verb 3 Other 3 item 2 she(being animal 1 other 5 being a mammal one) attempted other 4 verb 2 verb 4 other 1 Other 3 item 2 being held by Mackadamiarniacatitinarimanorac Other 3 1.0294872113x10^34. Mackadamiarniacatitinarimanorac Other 3 1.0294872113x10^34 did not wish other 4 verb 2 verb 4 other 1 animal 1 position 1 Other 3 item 2.” Is that not easier other 4 read? Lets change read other 4 verb 5. Is that not easier other 4 verb 5? verb 3 other 6 much nicer, Lets change nicer/easier/better other 4 verb 6. Is that not even verb 6? other 6 back other 4 Other 3 story(From now on called thing 1). other 1 Mackadamiarniacatitinarimanorac Other 3 1.0294872113x10^34 verb 2-ing verb 4 other 1 animal 1(one of Person 1’s mammal ones like animal 2 other 5 animal 3) position 1 an item 2, Mackadamiarniacatitinarimanorac Other 3 1.0294872113x10^34 eventually gave up, which is probably for Other 3 verb 6. other 1 animal 1(Other 3 mammal one owned by Person 1 that is not animal 2 or animal 3) having Other 3 item 2 after verb 2-ing verb 4 other 1 Mackadamiarniacatitinarimanorac Other 3 1.0294872113x10^34 she continued other 4 easily verb 2 other 1 Other 3 item 2 that was originally owned by Person 1 before being given other 4 Mackadamiarniacatitinarimanorac Other 3 1.0294872113x10^34. Which was then lost in an epic game of verb 4, Person 1 then stole back Other 3 item 2 from right under animal 1’s talented mammal one nose. Lets change nose other 4 noun 1, talented/gifted other 4 adjective 1 other 5 own other 4 other 2. other 6 when Person 1 then stole back Other 3 item 2 from right under animal 1’s adjective 1 mammal one noun 1, animal 1 was enraged! Let’s change enraged(or any synonyms) other 4 adjective 2. other 6 other 1 animal 1 adjective 2, adjective 2, other 5 adjective 2 animal 1 (remember still a mammal one owned by Person 1 who had just regained his item 2) had thought “animal 1 will verb 2 verb 4 for non-item 2 things like Person 1’s noun 1, or maybe Mackadamiarniacatitinarimanorac Other 3 1.0294872113x10^34’s noun 1. Or maybe another item 2, Owned by another mammal one? Or should I find a stick other 5 verb 2 other 1 animal 2 other 5 animal 3 here at Other 3 place 1” animal 2 was not doing great other 5 was thinking “verb 2? verb 2? I want other 4 verb 2? Maybe verb 4? other 1 another mammal one? Here at this place 1? What should I verb 2? verb 4? Maybe verb 4 other 1 animal 1?” animal 3 was thinking “I want other 4 verb 2 verb 4 other 1 Person 1, Or animal 1, or animal 2 or Mackadamiarniacatitinarimanorac Other 3 1.0294872113x10^34” Person 1 then swung Other 3 item 2 before he let go other 5 it went flying, things were not going other 4 be verb 6 as another mammal one from Other 3 place 1 came, noun 1 high in Other 3 verb 6 air carrying a item 2. He then wanted other 4 verb 2 verb 4 other 1 his item 2, nicoli thought Other 3 idea was verb 6, Other 3 other mammal ones animal 1 other 5 animal 2 did not think it was verb 6. other 6 they went off somewhere else in Other 3 place 1 trying other 4 get Other 3 item 2 from Person 1 other 5 Mackadamiarniacatitinarimanorac Other 3 1.0294872113x10^34(As verb 2-ing other 1 them is more fun) other 6 it was only animal 1 other 5 animal 2 who could verb 2 for Other 3 new mammal one that had come from somewhere else in Other 3 place 1. It was adjective 1 at verb 2-ing verb 4 other 1 animal 3 other 5 had quickly taken ownership of Other 3 item 2 that was not Person 1’s or Mackadamiarniacatitinarimanorac Other 3 1.0294872113x10^34. It was Other 3 item 2 that Other 3 other mammal one brought. They verb 2-ed, other 5 verb 2-ed, other 5 verb 2-ed for hours until eventually animal 1 was adjective 2 because of verb 2-ing other 5 became extremely adjective 2. In animal 1's adjective 2 she had went other 4 Person 1 other 5 took his noun 1 other 5 verb 2-ed verb 4 other 1 it. This adjective 2 Person 1 adjective 2. In Person 1’s adjective 2 he had used his item 2 other 4 push away Other 3 adjective 2 mammal ones other 5 keep them away from his noun 1. He eventually started running out of Other 3 place 1 in order other 4 escape. It was a adjective 1 escape other 5 Other 3 mammal ones had eventually just all verb 2-ed verb 4 other 1 Other 3 item 2s, noun 1’s held high as Other 3 mammal ones now have executed their adjective 1 plot other 5 stolen Other 3 Item 2s other 5 now can verb 2 verb 4 at Other 3 place 1 forever