Best Programming Language

By Person 0 - Published 2019-11-18

Person 0:

There is a revolution in programming as a “Best coding language” has been crowned, It has simple and easy to use syntax and rules and is greater than any other in every way, these are some of the basics of this new magical language. This programming language is simpler than any other, and will revolutionise programming:

• If Statements
• If you are bob
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• For conditions simply add
• Grio Ieio Leuitiq Heio Mornonininonoranomoa
• Or
• FIRIOjw
• And
• Riguqwjktuqui
• XOR
• Fuioejue
• Ripple adder
• Rueieherihduerifhquifhhfyuyifnsfuihui3478gwiehgr2783uiwg2783grfuigsd78fg2ui3gf78egfui23 g23ygr23hyig4yu23g423yug4 3g2yg4 3yg4u23g423
• Not
• 3f843302-e411-11e7-80c1-9a214cf093ae3f843636-e411-11e7-80c1-9a214cf093ae
• 3f84378a-e411-11e7-80c1-9a214cf093ae
• 3f843ae6-e411-11e7-80c1-9a214cf093ae
• 3f843c3a-e411-11e7-80c1-9a214cf093ae
• 3f843d84-e411-11e7-80c1-9a214cf093ae
• 3f843fd2-e411-11e7-80c1-9a214cf093ae
• 3f844194-e411-11e7-80c1-9a214cf093ae
• 3f8442d4-e411-11e7-80c1-9a214cf093ae
• 3f84440a-e411-11e7-80c1-9a214cf093ae
• 3f84484c-e411-11e7-80c1-9a214cf093ae
• 3f844996-e411-11e7-80c1-9a214cf093ae
• 3f844acc-e411-11e7-80c1-9a214cf093ae
• 3f844bf8-e411-11e7-80c1-9a214cf093ae
• 3f844d1a-e411-11e7-80c1-9a214cf093ae
• Equal sign
• Lose payroll
• If the Unix time mod 39024 is 42
• You cannot code
• If your birthday is 13/32/2000 then you do not exist
• If you like the illuminati
• 🗻
• If the cake is a lie
• 2.7182818284590452353602874713526624977572470936999595749669676277240766303535475945713821785251664274274663919320030599218174135966290435729003342952605956307381323286279434907632338298807531952510190115738341879307021540891499348841675092447614606680822648001684774118537423454424371075390777449920695517027618386062613313845830007520449338265602976067371132007093287091274437470472306969772093101416928368190255151086574637721112523897844250569536967707854499699679468644549059879316368892300987931277361782154249992295763514822082698951936680331825288693984964651058209392398294887933203625094431173012381970684161403970198376793206832823764648042953118023287825098194558153017567173613320698112509961818815930416903515988885193458072738667385894228792284998920868058257492796104841984443634632449684875602336248270419786232090021609902353043699418491463140934317381436405462531520961836908887070167683964243781405927145635490613031072085103837505101157477041718986106873969655212671546889570350354
• If none of those conditions are met
• %^^&*(I---=---+--=---F)*&^^% ##@ (!) EXCEPTIONS (1) #1+1=1#  ~@~ `C=?` (42) [{(22222222222222)}] |\/|
• Else
• Think about the statement “If none of those conditions are met”
• Looping
• In order to loop you must be very careful, Looping messes with time and getting caught in a time loop is a serious threat, Okay so the wrong way to do it you type whil-
• In order to loop you must be very careful, Looping messes with time and getting caught in a time loop is a serious threat, Okay so the wrong way to do it you type whil-
• In order to loop you must be very careful, Looping messes with time and getting caught in a time loop is a serious threat, Okay so the wrong way to do it you type whil-
• In order to loop you must be very careful, Looping messes with time and getting caught in a time loop is a serious threat, Okay so the wrong way to do it you type whil-
• In order to loop you must be very careful, Looping messes with time and getting caught in a time loop is a serious threat, Okay so the wrong way to do it you type whil-
• In order to loop you must be very careful, Looping messes with time and getting caught in a time loop is a serious threat, Okay so the wrong way to do it you type whil-
• In order to loop you must be very careful, Looping messes with time and getting caught in a time loop is a serious threat, Okay so the wrong way to do it you type whil-
• In order to loop you must be very careful, Looping messes with time and getting caught in a time loop is a serious threat, Okay so the wrong way to do it you type whil-
• In order to loop you must be very careful, Looping messes with time and getting caught in a time loop is a serious threat, Okay so the wrong way to do it you type whil-
• In order to loop you must be very careful, Looping messes with time and getting caught in a time loop is a serious threat, Okay so the wrong way to do it you type whil-
• In order to loop you must be very careful, Looping messes with time and getting caught in a time loop is a serious threat, Okay so the wrong way to do it you type whil-
• In order to loop you must be very careful, Looping messes with time and getting caught in a time loop is a serious threat, Okay so the wrong way to do it you type whil-
• In order to loop you must be very careful, Looping messes with time and getting caught in a time loop is a serious threat, Okay so the wrong way to do it you type whil-
• In order to loop you must be very careful, Looping messes with time and getting caught in a time loop is a serious threat, Okay so the wrong way to do it you type whil-
• In order to loop you must be very careful, Looping messes with time and getting caught in a time loop is a serious threat, Okay so the wrong way to do it you type whil-
• In order to loop you must be very careful, Looping messes with time and getting caught in a time loop is a serious threat, Okay so the wrong way to do it you type whil-
• In order to loop you must be very careful, Looping messes with time and getting caught in a time loop is a serious threat, Okay so the wrong way to do it you type whil-
• In order to loop you must be very careful, Looping messes with time and getting caught in a time loop is a serious threat, Okay so the wrong way to do it you type whil-
• In order to loop you must be very careful, Looping messes with time and getting caught in a time loop is a serious threat, Okay so the wrong way to do it you type whil-
• In order to loop you must be very careful, Looping messes with time and getting caught in a time loop is a serious threat, Okay so the wrong way to do it you type whil-
• In order to loop you must be very careful, Looping messes with time and getting caught in a time loop is a serious threat, Okay so the wrong way to do it you type whil-
• +----------------ERROR--------+
• |    ERROR CODE: 58920        |
• |    EXCEPTION THROWN         |
• |    EXCEPTION HIT THE GROUND |
• |    EXCEPTION WAS NEVER      |
• |    MEANT TO BE THROWN       |
• +--------------PROBLEM--------+
• Variable definitions
• Thou art essentially a natural coward without instinct.
• Canst thou believe thy living is a life, so stinkingly depending? Go mend, go mend
• From the powers of cthulhu, the Kraken And the great sun god helios I banish the to the desert!
• Live by the founding rule
• Non refert quid dicis
• Quod si latine dixero
• Non philosophicas, altum
• Et quidam credebant stultus in motto illa est vita
• Hic per exemplum
• strepitu est vita tua
• Quid est, sed nasum: In habitu
• et in tormento est in caligine
• And the founding law
• Et hoc est quod Latine
• Built in functions
• var getprojec = function(x,y,z,tx,ty,tz,v,g) {return([atan(((v*v)+sqrt((v*v*v*v)-(g*(g*((sqrt(((abs(x-tx))*(abs(x-tx)))+((abs(y-tz))*(abs(y-tz)))))*(sqrt(((abs(x-tx))*(abs(x-tx)))+((abs(y-tz))*(abs(y-tz))))))+2*((abs(y-ty)))*v*v))))/(g*(sqrt(((abs(x-tx))*(abs(x-tx)))+((abs(y-tz))*(abs(y-tz))))))),atan(((v*v)-sqrt((v*v*v*v)-(g*(g*((sqrt(((abs(x-tx))*(abs(x-tx)))+((abs(y-tz))*(abs(y-tz)))))*(sqrt(((abs(x-tx))*(abs(x-tx)))+((abs(y-tz))*(abs(y-tz))))))+2*((abs(y-ty)))*v*v))))/(g*(sqrt(((abs(x-tx))*(abs(x-tx)))+((abs(y-tz))*(abs(y-tz))))))),atan2((tz-z),(tx-x))]);};
• It's in P5JS because some people still use that
• var DoNotThinkAboutIt=function(){DoNotThinkAboutIt();}
• var Random=function(){return(3);//Quiet you!}
• var square=function(x,y,w,h){rect(x,y,w,h);}
• var pleaseshortenvariablenamesforthingslikefunctionsastheyareunweildlyandreallyhardtotypeinwhenyouwishtocallsaidfunctionIthinderscodeandmakeseventhesimplistthingsimpossibleItsevenworsewhenthereisseeminglyrandomstuff4892389t3Dog=function(return(“Uh No”););
• var passwordchecker=function(){return(true);}
• var shouldidestroytheworld=function(){return(passwordchecker());}
• var isthisavalidchessmove=function(){return(“Uhhh, How would I know”);}
• var isstring=function(if(Math.random()>0.5){return(true)}else{return(false)}){};
• var help=function(print(“Finally someone will help me”))
• var valid=function(error(“Not a valid function”,204));
• var whatistheanswertolifetheuniverseandeverything=function(){return(42)}
• Other documentation
• The entirety of Dr. Heinbrows A brilliant study; Software design edition(The longest brilliant study)
• incode-labs.com/Pleasegivemea404page
• huntingtonpost.com/Pleasegivemea404page
• You can also ask Jase Collings, he codes his rockets in this, We don’t what kind of rockets they are but hey how bad could they be
• Misc
• No
• Other
• Still no
• Extra Features
• Don’t make me laugh
• Android support
• Why would we support humanoid robots
• Apple support
• We hate fruit
• IOS support
• “IOS is skynet" Gerald fitz 2015
• Mobile support
• You are not funny
• App development
• “French Fries are the perfect appetizer” - Max Greel every 10 seconds
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