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Brilliant Study - Lee Cartwright Edition

By Dr. Heinbrow - Published 2018-08-01

Direct quote from volume 1, Subvolume 1 Book 1 Chapter 1 Subchapter 1 Section 1 Subsection 1 Part 1 Page 1 of the introduction to volume 1, Subvolume 1 Book 1 Chapter 1 Subchapter 1 Section 1 Subsection 1 Part 1 Page 1 of “A brilliant study - Lee Cartwright - First edition”


“Dr Lee Cartwright is a stupid, dumb, unintelligent, ignorant, dense, brainless, mindless, foolish, slow, dull, simple, empty-headed, stunned, vacuous, vapid, idiotic, half-baked, imbecilic, bovine, informal, thick, dim, moronic, dopey, dozy, thickheaded, fat-headed, birdbrained, pea-brained, daft idiot. He lacks the basic brain power for intelligent intellectual thought. When a test of intellegence was preformed on his neural nodes they found that 48.23834738286937377285782757285727853267435632759634275...% of his neural connections were non-existent. In his article “Only the most intelligent people can follow this logic.” There were a slew of character and alphabetic strings that when compiled are interpreted into the english language are considered to be incorrect by the majority of individuals and the oxford standard dictionary. His complete foolishness and moronity to symbolically send a series of acoustic vibrations in the air at specific frequencies which our minds interpret as meaning which is actually a series of boolean values that when compiled and turned into base 127 is turned into ascii text that is being sent over a series of devices and servers via an internet protocol address in this case attempts to belittle my vast intellect to which so many have fallen a victim! Such an action is not appropriate or respectable in the classic socioeconomic stratification ranking. With non-intragenerational ranking in addition to highly limited stratus mobility. As being of the un-intelligent and inferior range of the genus Homo, he is a proletariat, and therefore should be wary of a disrespectful or scornfully abusive remark or action against a member of socioeconomic highest tier. It is a limiting factor in his socioeconomic mobility. Furthermore this is compounded in an exponential relationship with his incredible stupidity. If fell that even his existence is an inefficient and irrelevant use of oxygen and spatial area. His very life as an ignorant idiot loser are pointless as he shall never have the intelligence to survive in this system related to flow of goods and resources and system of socioeconomic power dictated by nation states in which a region which has defined itself as independent with the significant percentage having unique culture, natural and or artificial value system, regulating system to which punishments are enforced and area’s sale of goods and services leaving the nation states land/aquatic mass and infrastructure of production are controlled by non collective power systems main leaders for increased trade in or true resources, as a replacement for it being controlled by the collective power system of previously mentioned nation, in which the natural large capita of the large ball of rock we inhabit and natural system of intellectual improvement creates an environment of perfectionism in which on the best, such as I, can get the required resources plus an excess. In such a system cretins such as Mr. Cartwright are given a sparse set of resources which are infrequent in optimal conditions and it for this reason that he still inhabits the underground section of his most chronologically current genetic hierarchy level on the feminine side. He is such a dense individual that it is a statistical anomaly that he survived at all to this point, and was not crushed as of ICD 10 Code W58.03. There is also a 74.34764939917927278372…% chance that he has P11.2 as suggested by his unnatural lack of any useful talents and or intelligence with the incapability of growth. In addition he has probably suffered significant bodily harm via Z59.6 and Z55.0 which leads to R45.81. Throughout his life he had R62(Gaining the ability to interpret a series of symbols into meaning after 10 orbits of the earth around the earth). He also has F06, F07, F09, F28 and F59. In addition to his lack of literate ability he still cannot count past 4. Or add positive integers less than 2. He failed pre-school(However that is not uncommon at the Huntington Post as Gerald Fitz failed Pre-k. However Gerald Fitz failed pre-k, when he got into an argument that the earth is flat, dropped out of pre-k and never went back to school, Lee Cartwright simply did not have the cognitive function to perform in even such a simplistic linear task….” I am the last person standing, 5 other interns have gone insane through the sheer boredom of this task, He was not even done with the first page’s introduction! I simply cannot take this!!!! I simply cannot do this anymore!You don’t scare me Yamok I quit! .  But if you do wish to continue you can read more here. Just put in the key term you wish to find.


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