Eat Trains Every Day
By Max Greel - Published 2018-10-25
We at the Huntington Post(As food experts) have found a new miracle food: Trains! Scientists have long heralded of the benefits of iron in the diet; What better way to get iron than eating trains. There is undeniable scientific evidence that leads to the health benefits of trains.
Of all our writers who eat trains on a daily basis, not a single one has ever had cancer, or the common cold. They get to live out long-ish[1] lives in minimal[1] pain. Trains are the bastions of health. I have personally witnessed the beneficial effects of trains on the body. I am a self proclaimed naturopathic doctor, and I understand how the body can heal itself like magic[2]. Of course in order for your body to heal itself you must nourish your body with vegetables, and trains.
People may question trains, but here is the true fact[3]: Most people don’t think enough about what is put in their body. Think about all the CHEMICALS!!!! That are in vaccines. And because it’s a CHEMICAL!!!! it's terrible! Like mercury[4]! Plus it probably contains other deadly TOXINS!!!!. I am a parent and I found someone on the internet who agrees with me therefore vaccines are bad! We need to instead focus on raising your kids in a natural way. Trains give you a megadose of iron. Because iron is good for our body that means that the more iron you have the better. I have been feeding my several friends a train only diet. The one that lived turned out fine!
You just have to find a doctor with an open mind, and who can accept your train eating lifestyle. If you continue to eat trains daily you will reap the rewards. This health conscious lifestyle. I found a source[5] on the internet that said people have been eating trains ever since their invention. We need to go back to our roots when it comes to eating, before we began to PROCESS!!!! It with “common sense”. These foolish unscientific thoughts have long stopped people from getting the magical health benefits of eating trains.
Of course some “Scientists” may deny the health boosts from trains. But these people are trying to make money off of the food industry. If everyone found out the benefits of trains then they would never eat anything else. They make millions off of you getting sick or you eating non-train foods. These terrible excuses for human beings will trick you for money! Instead you should eat trains and start to live a healthy, natural life.
- It’s relative
- Magic as in I don’t know how it works and think it can do anything.
- True fact, instead of fake fact.
- Okay only a few, and the ones that do are non-toxic. And no dangerous chemicals in vaccines are ever in lethal forms or doses, but they look bad!
- I am not going to cite my sources, what I am I? A scienter!
