Greatest Board game of all time

By Kory Jhorga - Published 2018-08-01

There is a new board game found, And boy is it great!

You are probably wondering how to play this miracle of a board game, It's super simple and intuitive You start by selecting the stellar alignment, You can pick between the 39582 options, However you can’t pick 4 is the day is wednesday, You can’t pick 314159 if the day is 3/14/159 at 2:65 35 seconds and 897.9323… Milliseconds. Otherwise if you can pick 5892 is an XOR of if you own 2 dogs and if the leaning tower of pisa should be spelled pizza. Option 4928 is only for people named “Keath Neath Splaleth”. If your favorate number is 8 and you have a cat nammed greg and you are 52 and your friend's mom’s old roommate's goldfish’s previous owner’s son’s dog’s previous owner’s mom’s father’s father’s mother’s daughter’s half-uncle’s cousin’s friend’s landlord’s cat has a nickname of Mackadamiarniacatitinarimanoraciandearistoperopialynearchopeowkernackshelowcorabitioumebevepoinfegaursnoulabecarxilacomonierseacatiowne which is of couse shortened. There are other rules but we can’t possibly go over them all. Once you have that you make your first move. You start by checking if you have blue eyes and green hair, If you do you go first otherwise it goes backwards by their great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandfathers 9th favorite food ninth letter(In the dead language of Tonok). On your first turn you spin the Dienoperadanedadedidoodlery(The thing that looks like a dreidel) to get you aspect. From that you substitute the Unix time for N, Your K for your aspect. You social security number for P. You then solve this simple equation to get how many squares to move

isqrt(2)*e*pi*c*abs(NK)/sin(K*P/6+5920)+5820/29K-sqrt(2349248592)*3≬543-(3k)9∾349530-34034⊌≷*sin(ဈ/tan8(4393)/Mod৯(七)*492PN*39O+⅘+ceil(304BK)/cos(4929)*(log((((sqrt(cos(abs(nil(bolder(((mod(((rt((((((34893444*4290)/24523405234)+328424)/1290424+sqrt(2)/pi))((3045+)43909{{([[([[[48394+49030)4303259239/)/342890)-489143)-453645) ⇈

Of course, You do need to multiply your answer by grams number then mod by a googolplexian. You may notice some essential values are missing you must do the following;

Go to the nearest chimney, Then count all of the bricks. Then go to that longitude and latitude. Then find the nearest german number. This is the value.

The next number you get by following the allowing recipe

Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease and flour two 9 inch, round, cake pans; cover bottoms with waxed paper.

In a large bowl, combine flour, 2 cups sugar, cocoa, baking powder, baking soda, and salt. Add eggs, milk, oil, and 1 tablespoon vanilla; beat until well blended. Pour batter into prepared pans.

Bake for 35 minutes, or until wooden toothpick inserted in centers comes out clean. Cool layers in pans on wire racks 10 minutes. Loosen edges, and remove to racks to cool completely.

Drain cherries, reserving 1/2 cup juice. Combine reserved juice, cherries, 1 cup sugar and cornstarch in a 2 quart saucepan. Cook over low heat until thickened, stirring constantly. Stir in 1 teaspoon vanilla. Cool before using. Combine whipping cream and confectioners sugar in a chilled medium bowl. Beat with an electric mixer at high speed until stiff peaks form. With long serrated knife, split each cake layer horizontally in half. Tear one split layer into crumbs; set aside. Reserve 1 1/2 cups Frosting for decorating cake; set aside. Gently brush loose crumbs off top and side of each cake layer with pastry brush or hands. To assemble, place one cake layer on cake plate. Spread with 1 cup frosting; top with 3/4 cup cherry topping. Top with second cake layer; repeat layers of frosting and cherry topping. Top with third cake layer. Frost side of cake. Pat reserved crumbs onto frosting on side of cake. Spoon reserved frosting into pastry bag fitted with star decorator tip. Pipe around top and bottom edges of cake. Spoon remaining cherry topping onto top of cake. Then wait 4 seconds and cut the cake in half, Putting the first digit of pi on the top then placing this on top of the other piece. The wait 2 seconds. Cutting the half in half and placing on another digit of pi. Continue indefinitely cutting the pieces in half each time. After 8 seconds look atop the cake. Whatever is on top(The last digit of pi) is your number(Adding the sum of all integers).

For another number simply reference Minipiducarmiopinarminanocatirjekalimininopher’s famous addition to “Forty Four octillion edition A brilliant study 492.3 -Revised” Part 66 volume 99 sub volume 1 book 2 chapter 958465 section 305666662 subsection 49.3 subchapter 1.23492394023*10^3829 paragraph 3596 subparagraph 9 sentence 4 ninth footnotes summary.

Then you take the answer to life the universe and everything, and subtract your favorite color’s tastes in chronological order. Inserting in K so that the number of atoms in the universe mod the number of atoms in the Great stellapentakis octahedron dice gets you add the digits of your favorite natural number that is between 1 and 10 times nine subtracting five.

The other numbers are determined by dice roll, the 600th cell fourth dimensional dice comes first. Relative to the nearest neodymium atom which side is up? You then roll your klein bottle to figure out what to multiply this by.

The next number is the largest number plus one to the superpower of aleph null aleph null aleph null aleph null aleph null aleph null aleph null aleph null aleph null aleph null aleph null aleph null aleph null aleph null aleph null aleph null aleph null aleph null aleph null aleph null aleph null aleph null aleph null aleph null aleph null aleph null aleph null aleph null aleph null

The next number is probably the easiest, it's 0.Ō1 multiplied by the number of strands of hair you have over 0/0

The next number is your 384 901 838 953 486 924 586 924 575 902 346 892 456 304 589 572 308 523 7896 912 807 390 634 589 023 589 3427 6892 304 768 304 967 245 897 582 490 578 976 304 895 730 489 257 809 347 268 204 937 534 892 076 348 927 896 476 892 304 768 934 768 934 276 893 476 823 490 673 482 967 489 23 076 893 427 689th favorite number

There are more rules but I think you get the point, It is a simple and ingenious game that you just gotta try