Hardvard Virtual Tour

By Hardvard University - Published 2020-08-01

Hello, and welcome to the Hardvard Virtual Tour. In response to mini soldiers attacking people, government regulations require that we no longer give in person tours, but the joke’s on them because this is much more cost effective.

We understand that you may used to fancy 360 panoramas and live sessions and happy people when taking a virtual college tour, but due to a lack of money we find lying around (which we lovingly call “budget cuts”), we were forced to call in a favor from the Huntington Post to post a text-based virtual tour here.

Here at Hardvard, we are all about progress. We often progress into new areas because the previous people kicked us out. We do progress much of the time, and we are very proud of the progress we make. We publish at least half a research paper a year, and we are locally recognised for the good we bring about when it comes to community contributions, like collecting paper from bins and salvaging car collisions for research purposes.

Hardvard has a student-to-faculty ratio of 2:1. You read that right. There is one teacher to every two students. We are very proud of this ratio. You may recognise this ratio being better than every single top university. We and our four students are dedicated to that progress thing and providing an education covering both elementary concepts and advanced topics like computation.

You may be wondering about majors offered at Hardvard. We have a wide selection of majors, including: Environmental survival, composting, Street politics, and very low-budget marketing without a product. 

Pricing for Hardvard university couldn’t be simpler. It is free to apply, but tuition is $12. Alternative payment, such as 12 of anything, is acceptable. Don’t let the high price discourage you though! 75% of students get full-ride scholarships. The other 25% was charged extra because they didn’t know how to read the receipt. 

Hardvard is extremely selective with how it chooses its applicants. As a minimum, 12 years of schooling is required. We do not, however, require a specific level of schooling, only 12 years! Not only that, but with our holistic review process, we will stare at you for twenty minutes until either you lose your mind or we do, so you can be confident that we have a holistic review process.

Because of the pandemic of little green army men, we have decided to shift to test-required. With many universities shutting down, we anticipate an influx of applicants, transfer and firstyear combined. We now require a personality test by our surprisingly flexible application deadline of November 1st. 

We are excited to review your application! So excited, in fact, we will give you a decision within 2 weeks of receiving it.

Apply now! Just click the Like button at the end of the article to automatically send an application.