How to avoid hidden cameras

By Gerald Fitz - Published 2020-01-24

Close this tab, Cover your computer camera, Hide under you blanket, they are watching you. Every moment of every day there is no escape from the surveillance. Today I, the Fabulously majestic, wonderfully magnificent, totally intelligence, Gerald Fitz will inform you heathens on what normal objects hide cameras and how to avoid being watched.

First type of hidden camera: A color camera. Have you ever seen the color "turquoise". The answer is you haven't. Turquoise is a social construct, made by the government. Why would they create such a sinister color? The same reason they do everything else, surveillance. Every singe thing that is turquoise they can see through. It works as a lens, allowing them to keep their evil, devilish, eye on you at all times. Everything from a turquoise hat, to a turquoise car, to a tortoise. All of these things are cameras and watching you at all times. They might insist that they are not cameras, instead being simply graffiti, or a house, or you neighbor Todd. If they do, be sure to eradicate them. Leave no witnesses. They are observing you at all times, and the only solution is to cover them in paint. I, and many other experts in this topic, recommend you always carry a bucket of paint with you. If you see the color turquoise, dump the bucket on the camera. This should make it no-longer turquoise and thus, de-cameraise it. If this fails to work, run. Don't look back. Leave your sorrows and problems at the door for now is the time for escape. Don't stop until you know you are safe and, of course, you are never safe.

Then there are sleeper agents. The NSA, CIA and FBI all have their own forms of sleeper agents. The only similarity they have is that they all constantly record everything they see, hear, smell and touch. They blend in seamlessly to their surroundings, with their nefarious machinations lying undetected from the masses. Their imitation of normal human life is good, but it is not flawless. Each variant has weaknesses. The NSA one asks too many questions. It will ask up to 2 questions a month! This abnormally high amount of questions is a dead giveaway. If anyone asks you a question, assume they are an NSA robot. Their questions are not normal either. They ask "What are you doing with that" "Are you mad" and similar questions. Such questions should be treated as immediately suspect. Is you suspect that you are talking to an NSA sleeper agent, coat them in molasses. This will activate a lever in their internals that will activate a response of anger. This will make them leave you and likely stop them from asking any further questions. A CIA sleeper agent looks like a “normal” person, but nothing about them is normal. Trust nobody. If you see someone on the street, assume they are a robot. The person that cut you off in traffic? Their name was not Franklin, it was X4-NQMR. The person who fired you? Nothing more than rust and bolts. The new intern? Just a camera in disguise. If you encounter a CIA drone, do not make eye contact. If you do, they can overtake your mind and transform you into another robot. Instead, just look in another direction, and hit them with a wrench. If you are not capable of hitting them with a wrench, simply ignore them and they will go away. FBI drones are the most nefarious. They look like loved ones and those close to you. They could be anyone you have ever known and, even worse, you could be one without your knowledge. These robots have only a few flaws, they die instantly if exposed to a pyramid scheme. When the robot is deactivated, the human will still be alive, but with robot parts. To remove the robot parts, submerge them in lavender oils for 10-20 minutes. With these tips, you can safely avoid hidden people.

Some cameras are hard to see. Some are built into planets in the night sky. The only way you would know is through logic; It is not reasonable for other planets to exist, the only reasonable explanation for their existence is that they are cameras designed to watch you. You can use an umbrella to bock their line of sight, and sun-block can be effective in blinding the planets, if only temporarily. The only good option is avoidance. Slightly smaller version is the house. Some buildings have windows. Without your knowledge, any of these windows could hide cameras. In addition, at any point, 200 drones are surveying you exact position. These areal drones have cameras precise enough to see you atoms, and are constantly scanning you, even if you are indoors! From satellites to low-altitude "planes", they love to always be watching you from above. Trust nothing in the sky and trust nothing in space. They are all forms of surveillance. If you see anything in the sky, including "planes", "stars" or "clouds", do not believe what you are told. Take cover, hide in the shade.

Then there are the security cameras. The agents of beelzebub's control on society is so strong that they can place their cameras in the open, and nobody cares. CCTV, Security cameras, cell phones, photographers and computer cameras. They are everywhere, and we don't even lend a word. They have such a tight grip on society that we cannot even fight the continuing wave of cameras that lands on our doorstep. You can cover them, you can dodge their gaze, but they are always watching. Who watches the watchers? Who will make sure that the camera feeds do not end in the hands of the chickens? We have no defense against their evil, satanic, influence, but, I have found a method. If you wear a QR code at all times, the cameras will be confused and thus make you invisible. Doing this is your only hope of hiding from their gaze.

If you follow all of these tips, you can hide yourself from them, They want to find you and monitor you actions. The only solution is to hide. Spread the word, tell the tale, and stay out of sight!