Huntington Post Simulator Typed

By Editorial Board - Published 2019-10-04

This is a fully-typed out version of the Huntington Post Simulator. If for some reason you cannot view the article, or you just don't want to type it out, here is an extracted version.

The Huntington Post Simulator is the most high-tech simulator on the market. It allows you to be fully immersed in the entire article making progress. It can give the user a physically accurate experience of what it is like to write articles for the Huntington Post. Fact checks on this are still pending. However, we, and the HP Web Development Board, can confirm that this feels not only accurate, but more than accurate. More accurate than a hammer a mile wide. This software allows everyone to experience the sheer pain - i mean joy that it is to write an article. This software was not cheap to make - it cost about the daily allotment of payroll, but don't let that striking similarity concern you. You will find that this is a great software that is perfect in every way. Without flaws or illuminati input. You may say “I am not actually typing this” or “This is like those hacker typer websites where no matter what key I press I get words” but these are both false, you are typing this in your mind, as you type, you were just thinking this weren’t you, you can’t deny it. You are trying to think about something random to prove me wrong, but I can’t be proven wrong because I am right. See? I thought you would type that, and this, and this. See? The Huntington Post simulator is never wrong! That or the stolen mind control device is indeed a microwave toaster as they claim. So, How does it feel to have the true huntington post experience? Do you feel the insanity of Gerald Fitz? The Intelligence of Dr Heinbrow? How does it feel to be like Yamok? Or like any of our editors? Do you feel that fake news flow through you? Or do you think this is dumb because you are hitting random keys. It's okay, You will get used to the feeling of writing articles soon. You are a writer. For the Huntington post. Immerse yourself in that delusion. If you are bored then just leave. Just try. No you are still here, Still Typing, You can’t stop. Something about this typing compels you, This is the draw to real fake news. You have never felt a feeling just like this. You feel it in every fiber of your being. Now you can see the complete accuracy of the Huntington Post Simulator. So, How does the overwhelming accuracy feel? The magic of writing the realist fake news. Let that pulse through you. Type Type Type. You keep hammering keys, On the Huntington Post Simulator. If you have forgotten The Huntington Post Simulator is the most high-tech simulator on the market. It gives users the ability to be fully immersed in the entire article making progress, well at least the writing part. It can give the user a physically accurate experience of what it is like to write articles for the Huntington Post. Fact checks on this are still pending. However, we, and the HP Web Development Board, can confirm that this feels more than accurate and it lets everyone experience the joy that is to write an article. And you may still say “This is dumb” “I am not actually typing this” or “This is like those hacker typer websites where no matter what key I press I get words”  but the answer is still no, Like we said this is being typed with your mind, And because we can read you mind I can respond to your thinking that this is awfully repetitive as if we were pushed to try and add content and write about something when we had fully run out of ideas. Our corporate response is “No” We would never duplicate the enitre article in just an attempt to add more length. For example saying something like this ” The Huntingon Post Simulator is the most high-tech simulator on the market. It allows you to be fully immersed in the entire article making progress. It can give the user a physically accurate experience of what it is like to write articles for the Huntington Post. Fact checks on this are still pending. However, we, and the HP Web Development Board, can confirm that this feels not only accurate, but more than accurate. More accurate than a hammer a mile wide. This software allows everyone to experience the sheer pain - i mean joy that it is to write an article. This software was not cheap to make - it cost about the daily allotment of payroll, but don't let that striking similarity concern you. You will find that this is a great software that is perfect in every way. Without flaws or illuminati input. You may say “I am not actually typing this” or “This is like those hacker typer websites where no matter what key I press I get words” but these are both false, you are typing this in your mind, as you type, you were just thinking this weren’t you, you can’t deny it. You are trying to think about something random to prove me wrong, but I can’t be proven wrong because I am right. See? I thought you would type that, and this, and this. See? The Huntington Post simulator is never wrong! That or the stolen mind control device is indeed a microwave toaster as they claim. So, How does it feel to have the true huntington post experience? Do you feel the insanity of Gerald Fitz? The Intelligence of Dr Heinbrow? How does it feel to be like Yamok? Or like any of our editors? Do you feel that fake news flow through you? Or do you think this is dumb because you are hitting random keys. It's okay, You will get used to the feeling of writing articles soon. You are a writer. For the Huntington post. Immerse yourself in that delusion. If you are bored then just leave. Just try. No you are still here, Still Typing, You can’t stop. Something about this typing compels you, This is the draw to real fake news. You have never felt a feeling just like this. You feel it in every fiber of your being. Now you can see the complete accuracy of the Huntington Post Simulator. So, How does the overwhelming accuracy feel? The magic of writing the realist fake news. Let that pulse through you. Type Type Type. You keep hammering keys, On the Huntington Post Simulator. If you have forgotten The Huntington Post Simulator is the most high-tech simulator on the market. It gives users the ability to be fully immersed in the entire article making progress, well at least the writing part. It can give the user a physically accurate experience of what it is like to write articles for the Huntington Post. Fact checks on this are still pending. However, we, and the HP Web Development Board, can confirm that this feels more than accurate and it lets everyone experience the joy that is to write an article. And you may still say “This is dumb” “I am not actually typing this” or “This is like those hacker typer websites where no matter what key I press I get words”  but the answer is still no, Like we said this is being typed with your mind, And because we can read you mind I can respond to your thinking that this is awfully repetitive as if we were pushed to try and add content and write about something when we had fully run out of ideas. Our corporate response is “No” We would never duplicate the enitre article in just an attempt to add more length. For example doing something like this” Doing something like that we would never ever do, We care about our base to much to ever just go “The Huntingon Post Simulator is the most high-tech simulator on the market. It allows you to be fully immersed in the entire article making progress. It can give the user a physically accurate experience of what it is like to write articles for the Huntington Post. Fact checks on this are still pending. However, we, and the HP Web Development Board, can confirm that this feels not only accurate, but more than accurate. More accurate than a hammer a mile wide. This software allows everyone to experience the sheer pain - i mean joy that it is to write an article. This software was not cheap to make - it cost about the daily allotment of payroll, but don't let that striking similarity concern you. You will find that this is a great software that is perfect in every way. Without flaws or illuminati input. You may say “I am not actually typing this” or “This is like those hacker typer websites where no matter what key I press I get words” but these are both false, you are typing this in your mind, as you type, you were just thinking this weren’t you, you can’t deny it. You are trying to think about something random to prove me wrong, but I can’t be proven wrong because I am right. See? I thought you would type that, and this, and this. See? The Huntington Post simulator is never wrong! That or the stolen mind control device is indeed a microwave toaster as they claim. So, How does it feel to have the true huntington post experience? Do you feel the insanity of Gerald Fitz? The Intelligence of Dr Heinbrow? How does it feel to be like Yamok? Or like any of our editors? Do you feel that fake news flow through you? Or do you think this is dumb because you are hitting random keys. It's okay, You will get used to the feeling of writing articles soon. You are a writer. For the Huntington post. Immerse yourself in that delusion. If you are bored then just leave. Just try. No you are still here, Still Typing, You can’t stop. Something about this typing compels you, This is the draw to real fake news. You have never felt a feeling just like this. You feel it in every fiber of your being. Now you can see the complete accuracy of the Huntington Post Simulator. So, How does the overwhelming accuracy feel? The magic of writing the realist fake news. Let that pulse through you. Type Type Type. You keep hammering keys, On the Huntington Post Simulator. If you have forgotten The Huntington Post Simulator is the most high-tech simulator on the market. It gives users the ability to be fully immersed in the entire article making progress, well at least the writing part. It can give the user a physically accurate experience of what it is like to write articles for the Huntington Post. Fact checks on this are still pending. However, we, and the HP Web Development Board, can confirm that this feels more than accurate and it lets everyone experience the joy that is to write an article. And you may still say “This is dumb” “I am not actually typing this” or “This is like those hacker typer websites where no matter what key I press I get words”  but the answer is still no, Like we said this is being typed with your mind, And because we can read you mind I can respond to your thinking that this is awfully repetitive as if we were pushed to try and add content and write about something when we had fully run out of ideas. Our corporate response is “No” We would never duplicate the entire article in just an attempt to add more length. For example doing something like this” And make it so much harder to make it to the end, Of course luckily for us the odds of you getting this far naturally is almost impossible so we can loop!!! For real this time