Is Australia A Conspiracy? The Truth may shock you!
By Gerald Fitz - Published 2019-10-28
For all of human existence, there have been assumptions that people have simply never questioned. Ideas that are so ingrained in human society that their very existence is simply assumed, treated like a universal constant. Your world is not as it seems. Australia does not exist. Let this eternal, forbidden, truth flow through you. Everything you thought was true, isn't. Australia can never, has never and will never exist. I know it may seem ridiculous that we only have six continents, but in the deepest, darkest pit of your lifeless heart, you know it to be true; Australians are a myth perpetuated by Australians.
First, you may try to deny it. Say that you know people from Australia, or that you are, in fact, in Australia. But you cannot rule-out deception. You could have been tricked all of your life. Any person who says they're from Australia could be spreading falsehoods, or have had false memories implanted in their cerebellum. You can never rule out the possibility that their memories have been altered by any number of mind-altering substances from milk, to space lasers, to even more milk. You may have trust in your own perception, trust in your own two eyes, but your sight is not fool-proof, it isn’t even fool-resistant. You sight can be altered by a variety of things from smoke and mirrors to even stronger space lasers. How can you know that your brain hasn’t been tricked into turning the Gurbantünggüt desert into the outback of Australia. A strong artificial illusion; A manmade mirage. You memories could be altered, you could be somewhere else in the world, as you simply don’t know it. The real truth is that you will never know for sure
You next may try to argue that the Illuminati does not have the power to make an entire fake country, but you would be wrong. They can shape the fabric of the universe itself. If bedtime being at 8:30 would interrupt my efforts to expose them, then bedtime will be at 8:30. They are all knowing, and incredibly powerful. They can do anything to silence dissenting opinions and they will do anything to keep in power. If they can make you believe in the moon, they can make you believe in Australia. They have probably been keeping up this lie since the dawn of time, and unless we definitely ask for the veil to be lifted, it will remain until the end of time.
The truth of my claim has finally hit you now. You accept the realisation fully. But some of my wonder; “Genius Gerald Fitz, How did your brilliant mind find out such a devious ploy?”. Thank you for the compliment but it is simple, really. If the world is flat, then Australia must be on the underside of the world, and yet, people don’t immediately fall off the world. Their lie doesn’t make sense in other ways. Noone would ever call Mcdonalds “Maccas”, that is simply not its name. All of the words they use for things aren’t english, it is more reasonable for them to simply not exist then for them to call “Cotton candy” “fairy floss”. I refuse to believe any person could actually say “Oi mate if we going on a maccas run d’ya think we could stop to pick up some durries from the servo then get some grog from the bottle-o so we can get maggot or nuh?” and that many any lick of sense to anyone. The rational conclusion is that the entire country does not exist.
Their supposed wildlife doesn’t make sense either. If Marsupials existed, they would be an abomination of nature and the natural order. It would be a sign that God truly has abandoned us. A Marsupial, by its very nature, is a thing of the devil. And devilish things deserve nothing by fire and steel. The fact that Kangaroos are 1.5m tall and could kill me in a second also go into their ruling that they are simply evil to ever exist in our world. And Koalas; How could a creature survive only on leaves? Leaves suck and taste bad! There is no way a Koala could exist and sustain itself only on leaves. It goes against the natural order of things. Such a creation is unnatural. If you ever see one in a zoo, know that it was created by mad scientists going against the nature and good science. There is no universe in which this comes about naturally. And the spiders, such giant and such venomous spiders are monstrosities of fear and violence, the likes of which are only made by man-kind. This is not the gentle, loving, nurturing hand of mother nature. This is the wrath of man.
For what purpose have they made up Australia? I cannot say. It could be a simple typo on the first globes they made; A lie they must keep up or risk revealing the truth. It could be their way of taunting me. The already taunt me with their security cameras, their red cars, and their mountains. A 7.692 million km2 ruse, designed to test loyalty to the illuminati’s lies. Do not fall for their words. Join us Truthers and show Australia for what it really is: A giant soundstage for the moon landing. Shout in the streets! Make some noise! If we are loud enough, they will have no choice but to reveal all of their lies. Shout at the lying politicians. Shout at the lying Australians and most of all, distrust austrians, austria is just a typo of australia.
