Live better with Axledyhedromonoxidrogen
By Dr. Heinbrow - Published 2018-08-01
There is a new drug called Axledyhedromonoxidrogen. This is what "A brilliant study- Medical Edition" has to say about it "It helps to stop mild headaches, Side Effects include: Disease , Nausea, Dizziness, Dehydration, System Wide Oxygen Loss, Mild Decapitation, Severe Chronic Decapitation, Disappointment, Unexpected Hanging, Unexpected Transition Into Water Bottle, Measles, Auto Immune Deficiency, Strangulation, Internal Hemorrhaging, Spontaneous Cancerous Growth In All Cells, Internal Bleeding, Lung Damage, Brain Damage, Heart Dysfunction, Heart Stopping, Heart Speeding Up 900%, Leukemia, Lymph Node Influxuation, Chronic Alzheimer's, Deteriorated Muscle Growth, Total Organ Failure, Mass Cell Necrosis, Blood Loss, Coma, Paralysis, Schistosomiasis, Increased Likelihood Of Being Struck By Lightning, Complete Bodily Pain, Mild Headaches, Bowsprits, Getting caught in a blooper reel, Radiation Emission, Apples Coming Out Of Your Hair, Unknown Chromosome Creation, Chromosome Degradation, Gene Splicing Akin To A Groundhog, Smokers Lung, Achilles Heel, Severe Sunburn, Migraines, Limb Loss, Taste Bud Explosion, Red Bump Formation Through The Body, Growing New Limbs, Liver Bursting, Liver Creating Alcohol, Depression, ADHD, Taxation, Ringing In The Ears, Flu, Chin Growth, Fever, Inner Ear Infection, Outer Ear Infection, A Burning Sensation All Through Your Body, Dysentery, Malaria, Total Skin Loss, Deaf, Blindness, Loss Of Speech Capability, Aggressive Hair, Extreme Hair Growth, Hydrolysis, Metabolism Damage, Hydroelectric Shock, Total Body Mitosis, Increased Body Pressure, Muscle Implosion, Purple Tongue, Bone Loss, Spaghettification, Lack Of Motivation To Breath, Death, Super Death, Resurrection Followed By Even Super Mega Death, Aids, Hiv, Spontaneous Tumor Formation, Zombification, Backbone Degradation, Internal Hurricanes, Random Neural Connections, 120% Water Loss, Drowning, Addiction, Arsenic Poisoning, Getting Run Over By A Reindeer, Cyanide Poisoning, Dihydrogen Monoxide Poisoning, Heralds Syndrome, Spore Formation, Barkleys Syndrome, Pore Rupture, Cyanide Production In Left Cheek, Nostril Psychosis, Psychopath Quality Formation, Horn Formation, Hand swelling, Tail Growth, Ulcers, Pancreas Dilation, Circularisation Of The Spine, High Explosive Internal Detonation, Stratification, Stratospherification, Pickle Juice Dripping From Eyes, Tongue Lengthening, Joint Locking, Genetic Duplication, Bloods Acidic, Termites, Blood Vessle Rupture, Rapture, Chronic Overheating, Tapeworm, Chronic Coldness, Frost, Freezing Over, Going To Hell, Collapse, Strength Loss, Spontaneous Atomic Fusion, Brain Fission, Random Urge To Do Mathematics On Tree, Crooger Speech Syndrone, Simsons Animation, Lisp, Organ Rejection, Jaw Falling Off, Bieber Fever, Nonexistisus Desisius, Cellular Catification, Petrification, Focilisation, Diaria, Loss Of Luck, Soul Loss, Vampirism, Wearwolfism, Tripping, Halucinations, Phobic Development, Trapation In Plato's Cave, Existential Crisis, Skiers Syndrome, Mario Syndrome, Becoming Alergic To Everything, Lag, Pixilation, Ceasing To Exist, Coughing Blood, Loss Of Conshousness, Hyperthermia, Hypothermia, Contraction Of Computer Virus, Aiification, Chess Peicification, Uranium Replacing Fecal Matter, Electric Drainage, Stupidity, Nihilism, Suisidal Thoughts And Actions, Giantification, Triping In Size, Visions Of A Distopian Future, Getting Sucked Through A Get Engine, Uncombable Hair Syndrone, Athrititus, Cardiovascular Disease, Maligamt Neoplasms, Stroke, Repertory Diseases, Cigna Admiralties, Iron Deficiancy, Epilepsy, Lesions, Vomiting, Bowl Abstructions, Amonia,Bed Bugs, Food Poisinging, Interior Molding, Molting, Sudden Camouflage, Abrubt Instantanious Metamorphasis, Dyspnea, Lymph Nodes In Intestines, Anemia, Chronic Amnesia, Insanity, Evolution, Neck Growth, Alolan Form, Facial Disfiguration, Robloxian Reset, Death Via Triforce, Spontanious Dragonbornification, Lobotamyification, Lobsterification, Claw Growth, Choso Imprintation, Complete Skeletal Rejection, Hypnosis, Sitrinoficepidenialiogenousupernovusunicornification, Black Hole Formation, Parmajhonification, Suddenly Speaking French, Inability To Breathe, Temporary Tooth Loss, Redundancy, Redundancy, Ignorance, Complete Collapse Of Civilization, Puppy Kicking, Inner-ear Euphoria, Olfactory Hallucinations, Toe Jam, Minor Blindness, Slight Cardiac Arrhythmia, Idiopathic Colitis, Dyslexia, Sticky Wicket, Bee's Knees, Excessive Belly Button Lint, Excessive Nasal Mucous, Sudden And Unexplained Onset Of Cursing In Baby Voice, Goombaification, Eye Fatigue, Appearance Of Extra Digits (Hands/Feet), Uncontrollable Obsession With Oranges, Swallowing Of Tongue, Euphoria, Skeletal Muscle Relaxation, Acute Hyperplasia, Reverse Peristalsis, Rotary Supination, Auroral Hypersensitivity, Wolverinification(Sadly Not The Superhero), Auroral Hyposensitivity, Tourette's Syndrome, Deja Vu, Deja Vu, Deja Vu, Ejection Of The Heart From The Body, Spontaneous Combustion, Rampant Criticism, Being Put Under A Spotlight, Personal Raincloud, Growth Of Extra Body Parts, Elvis Presley Syndrome (Deep, Southern Voice And Involuntary Swiveling Of The Hips), Emperor Palatine's Syndrome (Discharge Of Lighting Bolts From The Fingers), Speaking In A Foreign Language, Appearance Of New Religions, Abduction By Aliens, Soreness In Hair, Loss Of Ability To Use The Internet, Projectile Vomiting ,Projectile Bleeding ,Delusions Of Grandeur ,Liking The Kazoo, Spontaneous Growth Of Nose Hair, Odd Food Cravings ,Internal Cellular Breakdown And Bleeding Similar To That Caused By The Ebola Virus ,The Ability To Attain Buddhahood While Bypassing The Steps To Nirvana, Fervent Punctuality, Vociferous Syndrome Type 2 (Non-gregarious), Inability To Identify Coke Vs Pepsi, Oozing (Generalized),Vague Sensation Of Being Alive, Crankiness, Tiredness, Excessive Energy, All-consuming Evil Thoughts And Deeds, Seeing Unicorns, Itchiness, Joint Pain, Pokemon Evolution, Headache, Shortness Of Breath, Stopping Of Breath, Muscle Aches, Ringing In The Cars, Fainting, Leg Cramps, Lack Of Legal Counsel, Raspy Breath, Hydroplaning, Growing Ice Skates for feet, Spontaneous Gravimetric Reversal, Lowered Vocal Range, Hair Smelling Like Burning Trees, Eyebrow Fungus, Repeated Saying “No Can Do”, Powerful Sense Of Impending Doom, Impending Doom, Highly Fatal Birth Defects(In Both Any Children You Have And You), Growth Of Ankle Hair, Untimely Finger Detachment Syndrome, Timely Finger Detachment Syndrome, Inexplicable Disease, Dna Detachment, Dna Replacing Rna, Rna Detachment, Loss Of Faith, Tooth Hair, Loss Of Bone Tissue, Severe Aging, Veisalgia, Bradycardia, Glossodynia, Pruritus, Odynophagia, Singlulotis, Mnemonic Aphasia, Eupnoea, Bruxism, Tinnitus, Viloco Raptorattack, Lilliputian Hallucination, Blepharospasm, Akathisia, Xeroderma, Paresthesia, Angina, Aphthous Ulcers, Polycythemia, Plagiocephaly, Coryza, Prosopagnosia, Anencephaly, Androgenetic Alopecia, Varicella, Hyperhidrosis, Allergic Rhinitis, Acromegaly, Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, Tinea Pedis,Cardiac Arrhythmia, Mild Heart Explosions, Varicose Veins, Darkened Stool, Darkened Soul, Lycanthropy, Trucanthropy, More Vomiting, Arteriosclerosis, Hemorrhoids, Diabeetus, Mild Discomfort, Gender Impermanence, Spontaneous Dental Hydroplosion, Sugar High, Even More Vomiting, Dry Mouth, Loss Of About A Million Brain Cells, Constipation, Upset Stomach, Bloody Discharge, Halitosis, Dementia, Gangrene, Kidney Damage, Digital Numbness, Anxiety, Loss Of Visual Acuity, Dizziness, Occasional Nosebleeds, Joint Inflammation, Tooth Decay, Sore Throat, Bronchitis, Organ Rupture, Warped Floors, Cluttered Drawers, Hunchback, Heart Attack, Low Resale Value On Your Home, Feline Leukemia, Athlete's Foot, Head Lice, Clubfoot, Ms, Md, Vd, Fleas, Anxiety, Sleeplessness, Drowsiness, Poor Gas Mileage, Tooth Decay, Split Ends, Parvo, Warts, Unibrow, Lazy Eye, Fruit Flies, Chest Pains, Clogged Drains, Hemorrhoids, Dry Heaving, Water Weight Gain, Receding Hairline, Eczema, Seborrhea, Psoriasis, Itchy Chafing Clothing, Liver Spots, Blood Clots, Ringworm, Excessive Body Odor, Uneven Tire Wear, Pyorrhea, Gonorrhea, Scoliosis, Loss Of Bladder Control, Hammertoe, Jaundice, Loss Of Appetite, Looking So Bad You Cause Loss Of Appetite, Restless Leg Syndrome, Restless Arm Syndrome, Restless Torso Syndrome, Rage, Mild Hulkism, Phantom Hand Syndrome, Middle child syndrome, Vivid Dreams Of Self-cannibalism,Scrofula, Bad Humors, Late Onset Albinism, Increased Risk Of Vampire Attack, Speaking In Tongues, Spontaneous And Uncontrollable Gum Growth, Mild Kidney Explosions, Vein Seizures, Monkey-lung, Brain Tooth, Lung-fire, Eye-curdling, Honus Wagner’s Disease, A Rare And Irreversible Condition Known As Carcassing,Goferism, Multi-brow, Tracheal Meerkat Colonies, Warlock Hump, Scrappy Doo-ism, Rocky Mountain Oyster-ism, Grover Norquist Syndrome, Thoracic Geysers, Nostril Inversion, Inability To Breathe On Weekends, Hives, Arby’s Mouth, Pituitary Ferns, Skeletal Xylophoning, Teriyaki Lung, Curling Of The Toenails, Gastrointestinal Humming, Formation Of Wood Chips In The Ear, An Unusual Attraction To Homeless Cats, Hostility, Depressed Mood, Homicidal Thoughts And Actions, A Powerful Overwhelming Desire To Kill The Person You Love Most, Rashes, Fever, Droopy Lip, Jazz Hands, Robert De Niro Face, “Waking Nightmares"(Where Patients Violently Paw At The Person Sitting Next To Them), Spontaneous Tv References, Bob Syndrone(Otherwise Knows As Lack Of Payroll Syndrome), 90% Of Users Experience An Instantaneous And Horrifying Sleep-paralysis Containing A Bleak Vision Of Mortality, Slipping Unconsciousness ,Feeling Yourself Stepping Through A Looking Glass Into A "Not-world", Meeting Your Identical Twin, Gaining A Chattering Skull-like Laugh, Turning Into A Screeching Falcon, Flying Off Towards The Sun, Teleportation Onto A Viking Ship(Skimming Across A Lake Of White-cold Fire), Feeling Nothing, Emptiness, Uncontrollable Screaming, Blood Pours From Your Mouth, Coalescing Into The Form Of A Hideous Infant Smoking A Long Pipe, Finding Yourself Poised Before Two Doors(One Leads To Eternal Joy, The Other To Hellish Misery), Memory Lapses To Varying Degrees, Forgetting To Take Your Daily Dose, You May Forget Where You Have Placed Your Bottle Of Medication, Stuffy Nose, Stifling Joint Pain Comes On Like The Randomness Of A Voodoo Doll Being Pricked By The Driver You Accidentally Cut Off On The 405 Out In Los Angeles, Mood Changes, Muscle Strain, Extraordinary Thinking, Dermal Gloss, Impulsivity Induced Consumption, Excessive Salivation, Hair Growth, Interspecies Communication, Taste Perversion, Terminal Smile, And Oral Inflammation, Itchy Rashes, Full Body Hair Loss, Gigantic Eyeball, The Condition Known As 'Hot Dog Fingers', Children Born With The Head Of A Golden Retriever, Seeing The Dead, Bone Liquefaction, Possession By The Prince Of Darkness, Sudden Transformation Into A Worm, Tusk Formation, Blood Red Vision, Acne, Multiple Eyes, Disturbing Visions, Jock Itch, Alien Invasion, Swampfoot, The Collapse of time, Irritation,Death Of Cute Little Puppies, Blood Clots, Green Rashes, Gonorrhea, Thumb Cancer, Chocolate Cravings, Ear Mutation, Increased Risk Of Cyborg Koala Attack, The Apocalypse, Stalker-like Tendencies, Dead Goldfish, Swords Through Your Gut, Shivers, Night Terrors, Heart Palpitations, Homicidal Paranoia, Or The Sensation That You're On Fire, Spontaneously Catching Fire, Ruining Your Life, Author Appeal, Gorn, Brontophobia, Brontosauro Phobia, Involuntary Shapeshifting, Face Being Turned Into A Mask, Spontaneous Writing Of “A Brilliant Study”(Heinbrow’s Syndrome), Reading A Brilliant Study(Also Heinbrow Syndrome), Liking “A Brilliant Study” (One Again; Heinbrow Syndrome), Unusual Urge To Gamble, Dangerous Liver Tumors, Asthma, Changes To Your Fingernails, Gingivitis, Gullibility, Loss Of Dimensions, Loss Of Molecular Connectivity, Collapse Of Physics, Spontaneous Purple Throw Pillow Generation, Start A Dumb Band, Start A Dumb Go Fund Me/Kickstarter/Startup Company(Buying Bows Over The Internet Is Not Cool!), Fake News Syndrome, Confusion, Loss Of Fingerprints, Loss Of All Senses, Restlessness, Increases Susceptibility To Being Lied To, Skin Alterations, Abnormal Skin Coloration, Skin Colonisation. Do not take if you are allergic to it, or are pregnant, a small child, value your life, or are elderly, or allergic to small children. Live better with Axledyhedromonoxidrogen."
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