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Meet the Editorial Board!

By The Editorial Board - Published 2018-09-18

Bob: I am the Huntington Post Accountant. I hate my job. This is a cry for help.

Dr. Heplar: I am a scientist. A perfect scientist. I do everything right. And, I have absolutely no intentions to take over the world.

Dr. Heinbrow: I am the greatest scientist. I have written over 1.53298754792*10^40012 words to convey my meaning. I also [redacted].

Jiǎxiǎng Cháng: I am the local plant biology expert. I am very good with all sorts of plants.

Jase Collings: Scientist. Artist. Accurateist. Engineerist. The best.

Dr. James: I have a doctorate degree in engineering and all these other people belong in a mental asylum.

Lead Editor: I am in control of the Huntington Post and manage all others.

Timmothy: I am yamok! I wanna be yamok! WHEN PIGS FLY!

Tim: I left my luxurious job as an Illuminati hacker gardener to become a writer.

Fred: Local expert on psychology and write quizzes that stun the human mind.

Gerald Fitz (Arizonian Writer): THATS WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO BELIEVE... the chairs have minds....

Max Greel: I am customer support. I like cake.

Dr. Yamok: I am not Mr. Yamok. I am a scientist of the cosmos, and I am great and powerful and where the heck was my cubicle?

Wako Soaps: We are not part of the editorial board... or a stockholder... but we like advertising.

Wazo Corps Also not stock holder or editorial board member but we make drinks

Hardvard: Big stock holder, not Harvard, but a ton cheaper with the same quality classes depending on the definition of quality, WHICH WE TEACH YOU.

Internet Online: Biggest stock holder, they want to take us over. They wanted us to give them an entry. They own the internet.

NOTE: DO NOT GO TO CRUMPINGTON POST: THEY ARE FAKE NEWS

Illuminati: They don't exist.

Dr. Theodore Papadopoulos: Phd in grammerology. gestest grammers. No bribes to doctoratorate. and and very very rich rich.

Dr. AI: He is a robot.

Ezeikial Bighat: Straight outa da 18th century y'all got me! I'mma cowboy through and through and imma gonna enjoy it!

Nicholas Poller: I am a philosopher. But what does it mean to be a philosopher? How can I be sure this was my destiny? How can I be sure [redacted].

Kory Jhorga: Part Time Writer, Part Time Game Store CEO from across the street.

Lee Cartwright: I bee lee cartrite. i am vry smrt. doctorate heinbrow don't not doesn't phaser me!

Sir Wintrust: Hello, friends. I am Sir Wintrust. Yes, I was knighted. I am a former CIA agent, of every CIA agency ever. I am the best at what I do and will lead troops into battle!

Greg: Hi

Muoin: I don't have much time and I wanna sleep but they are making me type this I work for heinbrow I write things and ow by back and [redacted]

Kris: .... . .-.. .-.. --- --..-- / .. / .- -- / -.- .-. .. ...

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