New Fruit Has Magical Powers

By The Editorial Board - Published 2018-08-01

This new wierd fruit almost has magical powers that science is yet to explain. It has the abilities to heal wounds, grant strength, cure deseases, and even restore youth. It also works as a breath mint, which is nice. Technically called Venenosa plantae hydriam, many people introduced to it call it the 'Miracle Fruit'. It's powers do not end there, however. It is also reported to make people happier, work harder, never fatigue, and even melts fat. A single piece of the Miracle Fruit can cause effects no one would have ever thought possible. 

The best part- It tastes like Ice Cream. 

Local expert on plant biology Jiǎxiǎng Cháng has joined us for this article today. "This plant is like nothing I have ever seen before," Cháng says, "It has powers akin the the Fountain of Youth and much more!" He tried one we managed to get ahold of and instantly fell in love with it. "It tastes like Candy!" Cháng said, as we watched him magically transform into his younger self. For how we got one - If Bob asks where the payroll went say you don't know. 

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