Only the most Intelligent people can follow this logic

By the Lee Cartwright - Published 2018-08-01

I be Lee Cartwright, the neweyist member of the Hunting ton post Editorial Board. As is most obviuos, I am the bestest/ most smartest member of the board. Even the distengiushed Dr. Hienbrow is more dumber than I. Dis how. I gots my educecion from Niger.That be the beztest place to larn.

As being uv da most greatest riter, me may tell u I am smrter ten dum dum Heinbrow. Him thinks that he is so smartest cuz he rites a ton. But weally him is the dumb best! He dumbs best being dumb. So it is easy-peasy to see that me, the great Lee Cartwright, is the smarty-est. I also wrote a version of teh brilliant study. Itis beterz thaan his stupidity version for dum dummies. My brill antz stud dy was not not not longeyist and there four greateyist everisteyz. Dr heinbrow’s first nam iz Dr. So is Dr pepper and I hate dr pepper cuz itz dumbey for dumyz. For I am the most intell-ey-gen-tay-isy-ay-ist-z. But Dr dumb hein brow said I am dumb at my tomas the tank engine birthday party. It was a meanie thingey to doey! Doy! So his is the meanieisteyiest for doing it! And meanieisteyistist people be the dumbest! Nalso, Stupid Brow quotes his brilliant study allzes time. Teh smarthmest paople narvar quote thimsalvs! Never! Esth teh bigggest vanity. All Teh peoples peoples farthars marthars stop signs hate him! So thar Stupid Brow! Beath nat! Andhe wites to ah ton. I dnt. Me write on time I need to! CUZ I AM DA SMRT 1!!!!

ALL SOO MESA NOW OW TO TRN OF THE BIG LETTERS. HEINBROW HELP FIX THIS. Me ku now ho to removy things that I wote! Cuz I be geneious. Dr heinbrow is just a dumb dumb dummy uv ah dumbo! He is meanies, the meaniest! Being Meanistey makes him so mean! Which is bad. Which is mean! He is mean! And he is dumb! He say the dumb like “You are interupting my work” He just buildey words outa notin like “work” r “are”. Now you sea his is a dumby dumby brain? Cuz he is a dumby dumby brain. Me be like smarty enough to be smart. Me literaly bee more smartest the en ein stien. Bout Dr heindes browess sayey that me now smarty. That is mean and dumb. He sayey dumby thingeys wike swaying I be dumb and just say da same tings ova n ova agan. It true not he be a dumb dumb meanie liar. I speak new all da tim. Sue no wu u now dat me es da good think 1 and biggy brain 1. + da dum dr is a dum dum dummy dum. And a dum meanie and a lie doer. He sayed tat me waz smrt not but his im rong. Me is the bestest at smartest + uv good stable mind and of good brian. His say him would me baddy n dum. But dat be rong. Cuz me be da smrst ever with n IQ of 23. Sea em bet dat! He cant cuz itz zsar beast! Beastiseyester everes! Evan ef da say dat em nt smrt day cnt debat dat me eth smearter dan u and smerter dan dum dum hein bow. Da dr writes dum tigns 4 ex him sayedes tings n a hayrd way. Him don say ting in good nice way no he is a meanie and tells tings in a meanie hard way. My be da good hed is cuz I can wite beterz tan heinbrow ev r could. If him cod c meh no. witin betr tan he n al way. N brow has only witten 1 tin. “A brilliant study”. I have witten awot of things like this, and this. I wite bettr tan him. Dr. Theodore Papadopoulos agrees with I. I is the greatest at grammers since Dr Theodore Papadopoulos said hisis cool word thing “Not Writy Grammary Lettery Goody Thingy Ati;Cally Corryct Articlys Havy Significantly Limityd Job Pr;;Ospyctseseseses ” Dat is coll! Real col! I am still betr as a republicain, figntn 4 less big building cntl of our prez and gov. In end, I am da mostestiest Beastiseyesteristeyenestereneyistereyest!