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By The Nonexistant Legal Team - Published 2018-11-13

Welcome to the Huntington post! We are extremely lax on our data collection, but apparently this is required by law to have. So, here we go! Huntington Post does not sell your data. Huntington Post does not rent your data to anyone. Huntington post does not actually allow humans to see the data it gets. The Lead Editor really hates data collection for profit, so that's how we built it. We do, however, have to collect data for the service to function properly. For example, if you create an account, we store that data. Well, it's self explanatory, but we might as well include it. We store all of your "likes", or "favourites", on the server, so that you can log on with any device. We also allow people to view other's profiles, and you are given a unique link to do so with your friends. You do not need to use this feature, however, and make it impossible for others to view your profile. It is really easy: don't share the link. No personally identifiable information is recorded unless you choose to do so by making your username something personal. We no longer use Google Analytics. We do not use Facebook "like" buttons that like to track you (We made our own fancy button). Really, we hate trackers, and we will not become that.

Amendment 2018-12-14

We collect data on suspected attacks. These will record your IP address and infraction. These are reviewed by humans. You shouldn't be able to accidentally set one off, as they are directed towards pretty specific attacks. Like, you would have to be trying to attack us to set it off.

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