Space is Explosive!
By An Miniature Kitten - Published 2018-09-18
A recent study at Hardvard University shows that there is a dangerous chemical outside of the atmosphere. The area dubbed “space” by HPSD was actually discovered to be a dangerous cloud of gas. This gas was dubbed Gabhulokmabavcufhudphyshaculdulicugen by the students at Hardvard (for the sake of Convenience we will just call it space).
Space has a very deadly secret, if it comes in contact of Oxygen, it will cause an implosion that has the force of 3 Newtons, that's three times higher than Earth's gravitational pull. Astronauts at the HPSD tested it by throwing tanks with small punctures into space. The result was devastating. One of the scientist got a shard of metal in their gut because they forgot to close the airlock. They survived but will no longer be traveling in space. According to the HPSD there were regulations put in place. Since then there have been many tests, all of which have been successful. There was one that was undocumented that was recently discovered by the head of HPSD where some scientists flung a GS1648 military tank into space. All of them were suspended from space travel because the tank landed on Chelyabinsk. To cover it up we told the Russian Government our deep space scanners pick up an incoming meteor and did not have time to warn them.
Any vehicles that go through this “space” have to be specifically designed to survive the explosive effects of space and have to be cutting edge to keep their passengers alive. Direct exposure to the implosive effects of space will be fatal. Special suits nicknamed “Space suits” have been designed to survive the effects of space. These suits are bulky and made out of super strong material. That's not all; Space also contains tons of deadly radiation which can cause cancer. Space also weakens bones probably through dark magic. Space also is really hard to bail out of vehicles. Last time we tried we lost 3 perfectly good test subjects! This material has even been used as a weapon! Because of space we can get something called “explosive decompression”. In continuation, when we fill tubes with space and release small objects inside of them the objects seem to quickly shoot through the tube almost as if they were rushing to get into it! This means that space has a powerful vacumic force and that space is really really explosive.
So far, Ben Jalapos Ph B. Quotes “While Gabhulokmabavcufhudphyshaculdulicugen is very reactive to Oxygen, it seems to react to any gas. This means make it right, or die, (that’s how the saying goes, right? Please don’t include that part in your interview, you can just cut it out, right? I’m asking to many questions anyways.)” This evidence reveals new dangers to the nearly extinct [Expunged] Who is made entirely out of [Expunged] and can most likely leave the atmosphere if it tried. This is extremely vital for our conservation efforts. We proposed and artificial solid atmosphere around the planet to the US Government, why? Because they control everything duh! Although, it is not looking very good.
As of now, space is undeniably explosive, although, we will be safe until the Carbon emissions rid the protective layer around the atmosphere.
