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Subliminal Messages

By Gerald Fitz (Arizonian Writer) - Published 2020-01-31

Have you ever been walking through the street and then suddenly you see the pattern? a roughly 6ft tall person under a sign with 6 lights with the word "burger", which has 6 letters? You have just seen the mark of the beast. The forces in power had planned for you to witness the phenomenon, but not for you to realize that you were seeing their evil effect. They hide subliminal messages in anything, and being able to spot them is the key to having them not effect you.


Have you ever been listening to a conversation where they reuse a word an odd number of times? Do people tend to naturally use sets of three when talking? Have you ever realized that you are being controlled? The use of something three times is a clear sign to obey. If anyone ever says something three times, assume they are trying to invade and rewrite your mind. They want to remake who you are, and make you something else. They want to make you their blind puppet, doing what they say without question. If you believe you do anything without question, just do what I say: Coat yourself in olive oil. This will reverse the effect of the letter 3.


Have you ever scene the same pattern in different places? You enter one building and they have a spiral near their door. You go to another and see a spiral in a painting. This is a subliminal message. Each design motif has a specific and dastardly effect on you. Spirals make you want to give money to the secret government. Squares make you more obedient. Circles make you compliant. If circles are concentric, they make you think you should be tracked. Circular rosettes make you avoid tin-foil-hats. Diamonds make you think you are a chicken. Rectangles make you believe the Illuminati is a good organization. Straight lines make you more stupider. Curved lines increase your susceptibility to further mind-control. People who see triangles are more likely to avoid my good advice, and people who see polygons are less likely to read the Huntington post. The best advice is to close your eyes and cover your ears the moment you see any shape.


Many places have background noise: The quiet low rumble of the air conditioner. The whirring and buzzing of electronics, but these sounds are not meaningless garble that comes from having a lot of machines, they are meaningful messages designed to trick your mind. They write messages into the sounds, so when you hear them you are put under their influence. When you hear the humming, you should cover your ears and run. But there are other noises that contain subliminal messages. All music has backward-masked sounds, sounds that you can only hear by playing the song backwards. They tell you of products our corporate overlords want to buy. They tell you of things they want you to do, things they want you to avoid. Every message can be played backwards, every message spoken or heard is backward masked. In-store announcements, advertisements, TV static, TV hosts and friendly greeters, all of them are constantly sending secret messages.


We all need to do better to avoid the effects of subliminal messages. Any one can fall victim to secret messages hidden in plain sight. Corporations always want to hide their desires between the lines of the words they say. Only by acknowledging the effects of them can we avoid them. Subliminal messages can be scary, but if you follow every piece of advice we gave you, you should turn out fine. Only by following our advice can you be truly save. Anyone who gives any alternative is definitely lying.

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