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The 16th of December, What a Wonderful Day

By Dr. Silver - Published 2019-12-16

Why does this day exist?

Who cares about it?

What significance does it pose to me?

Nobody really knows why. It just happens to be a normal day this year. But for one of our staff its a special day. It happens to be Dr. Silver's Birthday, which he's not looking forward to. At all. "When I realized I was turning [redacted], I thought, 'I hate this, I wish this wasn't happening so soon. It feels like I've missed so much,'" said Dr. Silver.

So if you see Dr. Silver, Do Not wish him a happy birthday. He'll disown you if you do.

You have been warned.

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