The Best Video Game Ever
By Person 0 - Published 2019-10-25
By Person 0
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Level 1: This is the simplest of levels. It is all pure, raw puzzle. First, enter into the house to the north using the randomized keybindings. If you are using a controller, you may need to download a keyboard emulator that uses trigger-buttons as raw binary inputs. The house will have a lock, but it should be simple to pick. If you do not have a lockpick set, you can usually get one from airport security if you ask nicely. Use the lockpick set on a USB slot on your computer, but a PS/2 mouse port will work in a pinch.
Level 2: Think to yourself REALLY hard: “I want to see a cow!” and when the game recognizes that you are really trying to think it (make sure your webcam is uncovered), the cow will appear. The cow may look different than what you are expecting, like an enchilada, but do not be alarmed. Tell the cow “Chicken Chicken I want a pickle” to begin the first quest: “Gain a mission”. You speak to the General, Who sends you to Mr General, who then sends you to Dr General, who then sends you to miss General, who sends you to the supreme General. He will give you your first mission “Gain a quest”
Level 3: Level 3 is the first level with combat in it. At the start of your first turn you will pick the effect card. These can do a variety of thing like
- Doubling agility
- Increasing Fortitude with Fortune
- Decreasing luck by fortune
- +2 to Packaging
- 90% extra stair-climbing
- 3 extra sun cards
- 50% to reading ancient samoan backwards with a monocle on one eye, an eyepatch on another, either a purple waistband or a fanny pack on your arm, xor a pickle in your ear
Then it begins the second phase of combat: Place an arena, an area, an atmosphere, a region, a ground, a natural element (such as a small stone with 3 dents in it) and any inane tunnels. Once that is complete you place which fortress. You can change which percentage to fill the modules of the bullets of each cannon. Then you place all people, animals, Xeonziarinoians, wizards, orcs, goblins, dragons, hobbits, halflings, dwarves, purple throw pillows, or 1 super elemental hyper uber mega boss. One they are placed you designate where your fortresses go, Most people place the Geonite walls next to the one-eyed-one-horn-flying-purple-people-eater-tanium type 9 ballista, with the laser cannon acting to replace the plasmatic uranium laser missiles. Then each unit placed gets to take one action, this includes a nickel attack, a swift, an actuator, a phylum, a nit … or any other corporeal non-communist action. The game then goes through each action with either a type 3 or a section 4 animated attack.
Level 4: After a LOZ(BOTW) feeling quick RPG and QTE section you are sent into an Roguelike with RTS elements(With some of the indie-like sandbox action of KSP but more like gmod meets MC), with some optional AAA quality FPS DLC(This may remind you of COD, TF2 and GTA). You meet an AI NPC to get an OP amount of XP. The section flows with good FPS and almost no lag. But some fell it is a place for the Vets to pune newbies that would make you wish you had a noob tube or VATS or something to balance the power curve
Level 5: Level five is a fun mix of portal 3, half life 3, and team fortress 3. With some of the great amazing sounding content from every kickstarter game ever. The game has loads of content and has surpassed every expectation. It didn’t promise a lot and hide it behind loot boxes, it just provided good thoughtful content. It also has a lot of depth. Each moment can be done an infinite number of ways and each game is perfectly unique. The game has no maximum frame rate even on the worst possible computers, You could literally run it on a potato.
Level 6: Level six is where the boss fight happens. The boss has 405 forms. He starts in his mutant werewolf form. I won’t spoil the rest. The entire fight is an artistic masterpiece with a hyper-realistic yet stylized graphics with the greatest soundtrack a game has ever had (even better than undertale). You just gotta play it.
Level 7: This may be the slowest part of the game. If you do not have a Dance Dance! Revolution mat, get one. You can use a standard SNES-64 controller, but you will have trouble executing some of the precise maneuvers of the jet plane. If you have not been practicing your twitch skills, do so. I recommend reading articles on any news site but Huntington Post and wait for your boss to walk by so you have milliseconds to switch tabs before you are fired. Once you have these things, you may begin Level 7.
Level 9: All you have to do to pass level 9 is to ignore the fact and fake news that there is no level 8.
Last Modified 2021-04-21
