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The Government is Worse Than It Might Seem

By Gerald Fitz (Arizonian Writer) - Published 2018-08-01

Recently I, as an avid Scientologist, have uncovered a secret plot by the illuminati freemasons in the secret society of bees. They are part of the big conspiracy to cover up their faking of the moon landing and their finding of aliens in area 56(51 was a distraction meant to mislead us! But luckily I am better and will see through their plot!!!!). They have decided to create plans to destroy the world. They already have control over U.S. President Hillary Clinton(Who needs to be impeached) and the president of the Puerto Rico. Now they may plan to take prisoners and continue brainwashing people into their belief the world is round! We must stand up Sheeple! 


Recently they said vaccines are good for you! They openly admit that vaccines don’t stop the virus, but actually contain it!!! They are trying use their vaccines to spread diseases so they can make more money! They did the same thing with cancer! You can go “Hey siri, Tell some rich, powerful and influential people who own huge companies with a variety of products found everywhere to a point where you can reference it in a small internet article and everyone will understand it. Tell me one person like that who has died of cancer” And siri will respond that she doesn’t understand what you're saying. They hide it to make money on vaccines and cancer drugs! They even try to use it as population control. How else can you explain all of the dangerous chemicals in vaccines and cancer drugs. They douse you with radiation, the very stuff that causes cancer. They try to cut out the cancer, which is why the cancer attacks back and kills you, and the douse you with dangerous toxins. Nasa even dropped resistant, probably to antibacterials, bacteria from space to observe the effect on life. They are terrible liars! 


Another obvious and treacherous lie spread by these secret societies is global warming. Global warming alarmists are knowingly misleading for their own ends. How can global warming exist? It was like, very, cold yesterday. If the world was hotter it should never be cold again! Even if global warming was happening, the “Scientists” say that there is only one or two or maybe 3 degrees warmer ocean water, That's like the difference between no jacket and a light jacket. There is plenty of evidence that there are climate cycles every couple thousand years, and the fact is that within the last year the temperature has dropped. Contrary to what climate paranoids who say climate change is happening and then they provide no proof. 


One other large point of lies is their insane ideas of evolution! They say species change to make themselves better. If that's so why don’t mice grow guns? Why can’t I just decide to grow and arm or a leg. They say that traits are passed down, If that's so then why do I have green eyes? Both of my parents have brown. It's a false theory full of holes. Even if it was a theory, so what? Evolutionary theory also is just that, a theory. All the books say “Darwin's theory”, not “Darwin's law” or “Darwin's fact” but “Darwin's theory”. Evolutionists want to teach evolution to the masses. Who want you to believe things based on no evidence. So evolution does not exist. 


Also, the Space Race is a hoax. You know what time the Space Race occurred? The Cold War. Both Russia and the United States were trying to one up each other, and they were willing to lie on both sides to do that. I just passed by a patch of barren landscape that looks just like the Moon surface with an American flag. And the spacesuit is just a cheap costume with springs to allow Neil Armstrong to make it seem as if there is less gravity on the moon. 


It should be so obvious to you sheeple that that all the things that the government say are false. You would have to be a brainwashed illuminati phyco to believe it.

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