Undisputed Facts
By Gerald Fitz - Published 2020-08-28
In this day and age, we have to be ever-vigilant. Many people have denounced the ideas of facts in favor of stories. We have to follow the facts, wherever they lead.
For example, Deaths due to cancer on Thursdays nearly perfectly correlates with Lawyers in Tennessee. The only rational conclusion is that there is a secret kabal of Tennessee Lawyers who, every tuesday, inject cancer patients with super mega extra-deadly cancer. To think otherwise is to deny cold hard facts! For the years we have on record, there is about six thursday cancer deaths per lawyer. Think about how hard that must be, one Thursday you must fly from one end of the firmament to the other causing cancer death on thursdays. I know from personal experience that applying a super deadly form of cancer can take anywhere from 30 minutes to several hours. The only way for them to accomplish their goals is if they have some form of super speed, for example, if they were golfers. Looking at the data, Lawyers in Tennessee correlates almost perfectly with Total revenue generated by golf courses in the US. What sort of person could be both a lawyer and a golfer. To be both of these most evil of professions, you would have to have no soul. It is for that reason I believe all of these Tennessee Lawyers/Golfers are also blood-sucking vampires. Granted this, we can look at the amount of sunlight in Tennessee, and as I always suspected, this correlates with to a reasonable degree of scientific certainty with the number of Visitors to Universal Orlando's Universal Studios. Since everyone skips lines, this makes the Tennessee vampire golfers line skippers. This simple and perfectly valid use of statistics is a science denier. So many people call me a science denier, but in fact, they are the ones who choose to ignore obvious statistical coincidences correlations.
A famous example of big-science denying basic statistics is about the divorce rate in Maine, and how it, for obvious reasons, correlates nearly perfectly with per-capita consumption of margarine. While this is self evident to us geniuses, to them, this is just "the result of statistical randomness". They refuse to accept that their over consumption of margarine is causing unhappy marriages in Maine to fall apart. Why would they do this? I have sources who admitted that they are in the pocket of big engagement ring. They multinational control over the selling of engagement rings means they have a vested interest in increasing the number of divorces in Maine, where big engagement ring could have been founded. Their control over the media allows them to dictate what is and what isn't "true science". This level of scientific gatekeeping serves to control us. They want to enslave your mind. This level of orwellian thought crime perpetrated by big engagement ring can only be broken by brave journalists like me and truthers like you.
There are too many examples of scientific findings hidden from the public eye to list. Does the innate terribleness of Nicholas Gage's films cause people to trip and drown in pools? The data and the "scientists" disagree. Has cheese been trained over thousands of years to kill people by tying them up in their bedsheets? Do the ghosts of previous Miss Americas murder people based on their dissatisfaction with older Miss Americas? Do arcades give computer science students the strength to get their doctorates? Are sociologists inspired by non-commercial space launches? Does norwegian crude oil speak to people in their dreams saying "Gerald Fitz, Drive your car into a railway train"? Does the increased stress caused by extra syllables on the spelling bee cause people to be more vulnerable to venomous spiders? Once again, the data tells a story intentionally covered up by the illuminati, freemasons, entrapped masons, deilluminators, and the secret society of sanctimonious sabermetricians.
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Conclusive proof of Line-skipping Vampire Tennessee Lawyers/Golfers http://tylervigen.com/view_correlation?id=53626
