We Hacked The Huntington Post

By The Illuminati - Published 2018-10-01

Hello, ladies and germs. We are the Illuminati, as you could probably figure out by the article author. So, WE HAVE HACKED THE HUNTINGTON POST. This just goes to show how brilliant we really are. Usually, when we hack a website, we do so silently, but the Huntington Post we had to have some fun with. So, just because we do love the Huntington Post’s loyal readers, we will tell you exactly how we hacked in. 

To put it simply, we guessed. When the council made the decision to hack the huntington post, our tech savvy departments came together. They did the research, and found that they had absolutely no idea how to hack. The Illuminati had been on it’s own ever since Tim left to become a writer, so they had to use alternative methods to hack. The Huntington Post was coded poorly, and did not use any sql servers, so SQL Injection was out of the question. I mean, really, the Huntington Post doesn’t even declare they are using unicode! Silly HP Web Dev Board… 

Anyways, we guessed the password. It was honestly not that hard. In fact, we got it on the first try. Our method? We just cycled through the top 500 passwords in the world… and as it happens, the first password we tried, 123456, That's the correct password to the entire Huntington Post website. This just goes to show all of you loyal readers that we are the best people in the world. 

Now, this article is a bit shorter than other official Huntington post articles, however we are not the Huntington post editorial board, and therefore you have no grounds of which to accuse us. You will just have to live with the fact that we are not as good writers. We are much better at everything else although. Everything they can do we can do better.

Note: We also sampled the income. If Bob asks where the payroll went, say you don’t know.