Why I became a meatatarian

By Max Greel - Published 2019-12-27

So you may have heard of vegans. Personally I believe they are going the wrong direction. We should only eat meat!

You may think that “Why do you not want to eat plants?” But really they are living beings. They live, grow, and have huge families. Imagine the lives you are ending because of your eating habits. Our scientists have shows that orphan plants are never happy

In addition there are huge benefits to eating a meat only diet. Meat contains a lot of protein and magic. I have heard that eating meat can cure cancer. Now I am a self proclaimed naturopathic doctor and a loving father(being a loving father gives me authority of science). I never vaccinated my children because I believe that the shear power of meat will keep them healthy, and the child who lived turned out fine. 

You shouldn’t trust you “doctor” just because “they have spent their entire lives studying scientifically proven to work medicine and treatments”. They are all colluding to make money? Do you know how much money they make on treatments? I don’t! But it's probably a lot! According to reliable source Gerald Fitz there is a huge conspiracy to hide a secret cure for cancer! This secret cure is eating meat.

Meat is a superfood. Meat contains high levels of protein. Protein is a magical substance. As in I have no idea how it works and believe it can do anything. I have evidence that protein can make you a superhero. According to some anecdotal evidence(the best kind of evidence there is), One of my friends said that after he gave up eating plants he felt better, and another friend with just the power of meat (and half a year of antibiotics that in no way contributed to the treatment) they were able to beat an infection!

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