You won't BELIEVE what I Caught!
By Scarlet Ashburn - Published 2018-08-01
Yes, yes, yes, here comes the time of year that sneak little green man comes around and tears your house apart. They say he is uncatchable, but is he really? The night before St. Patrick's day I set up two traps. The first one is like a mouse trap, ok it was a mouse trap, and it was quite big. Now should I put cheese or gold, cheese or gold? It took some time for me to decide, now you might think, “just search it up on Internet Online” but let me ask you this, why would I do something so illogical? I decided that I should put cheese on the trap and so I did. Another was a string trigger, when the little man trips on the oh so conveniently seeable string it triggers a net that traps him and somehow dumps him into a cauldron that just so happens to be in the center of the room.
It was 12:00 at night, he should be coming at any minute, I heard footsteps! “Yes! Mwahaha, I was about to catch the uncatchable man!” I thought to myself, I heard a click then a loud “clang”! I ran out of the corner I was in, “Mwahaha! I have caught the leprechaun!” I look in the cauldron, but all I saw was our accountant Bob. “Bob, what have you done? What did you do with the leprechaun?!” I exclaimed, Bob looked quite confused, “Uh… leprechaun don’t exist, you know that right?” he told me, “LIES! ALL OF THEM! I SHALL SHOW YOU ALL THAT THEY DO EXIST! ONCE I CATCH HIM I SHALL SHOW YOU ALL, ALL OF YOU!!!!” I ranted, I ranted in front of Bob for quite some time…
After I was done, Bob was gone. I paid no heed to that, I reset my trap. I waited for some time again. I think during that time I fell asleep, but you didn’t hear that… Then I awoke to another clang! I jumped up from the floor and ran to the trap, it was the mouse trap, but it was Gerald Fitz (Arizonan Writer). “Gerald Fitz (Arizonan Writer)? What are you doing here?” I demanded. “I heard the rice cooker! It was stealing my floor tiles! I am keeping Mouin tied to this chair!” he responded. I rolled my eyes, “Whatever, you go do that while I try to capture the uncapturable man.” I told him, He got out of the mousetrap and I reset it. I fell asleep again, (but you didn’t hear that from me…). The next morning I awoke to the bright sunlight, I looked at my traps but they didn’t have any leprechauns. “ONE DAY I SHALL GET YOU LEPRECHAUN! ONE DAY I WILL AND SHOW EVERYBODY THAT YOU DO EXIST! ONE DAY I WILL GET YOU! SOMEDAY I WILL! I WILL!” I ranted again for sometime. (Also if Bob asked where they payroll tell him that you don’t know and that I totally didn’t steal it to get the traps…)
