Written By Gerald Fitz - Category: Science - Likes: 1
These are confusing times, and in these times many injustices go unanswered. With the regular media focusing on other issues like the pandemic, many clandestine activities go unanswered. Some will have you believe that the pandemic has halted the intru...2021-02-21
Written By Kororalpiplichi Chriktommpich - Category: Science - Likes: 2
Written by Guest Writer Kororalpiplichi Chriktommpich Carbonated beverages have taken the world by storm ever since their creation in 1244 BCE, but much more so once Coca Cola started putting very addictive substances in their beverag...2021-02-12
Written By The Editorial Board - Category: - Likes: 1
Huntington Post Livestream covering the Jase Collings Election LIVE at 6:00 pm today https://youtu.be/oqFAMt1GDI4 Privacy Enhanced mode is ON. No information will be collected until you press play. 2020-11-04
Written By Editorial Board - Category: Science - Likes: 2
Happy All Hallows Eve from your friends at the Huntington Post!To celebrate this time of spooks and skeletons, we held a inter-office halloween party. The interns who hadn't heard in advance that they would have to work on halloween were partially tri...2020-10-31
Written By Gerald Fitz - Category: Mathematics - Likes: 2
In this day and age, we have to be ever-vigilant. Many people have denounced the ideas of facts in favor of stories. We have to follow the facts, wherever they lead. For example, Deaths due to cancer on Thursdays nearly perfectly correlates with Lawyer...2020-08-28
Written By Editorial Board - Category: Science - Likes: 2
Huntington Post surveillance has picked up a new, unusual threat. Our operatives, who mostly use their resources sneaking into illegal house parties, have uncovered a faction who seems both widespread and commonly known. Theigh, as one fully trusted dr...2020-08-24
Written By The Editorial Staff - Category: Science - Likes: 2
Hello Readers, we at the Huntington Post have had to make accommodations to the office space to ensure the safety of our writers. Here is how everyone at the office is adjustingFor those who have just woken up from a 13 year coma who need to see their ...2020-08-21
Written By Stanley - Category: Science - Likes: 1
Ah I see that your curiosity got to you too, well my friend this is very true, in fact I’m gonna prove it to you now, Step one though is required which states that you agree to space belonging to the refrigerator fan club.By signing this you are agre...2020-08-08
Written By Hardvard University - Category: - Likes: 2
Hello, and welcome to the Hardvard Virtual Tour. In response to mini soldiers attacking people, government regulations require that we no longer give in person tours, but the joke’s on them because this is much more cost effective.We understand that ...2020-08-01
Written By Dr. Yamok - Category: Science - Likes: 4
Autocorrect: the worst enemy of typers. One moment you are making a sentence with flowing structure and impeccable grammar and you look back and… it’s a mess. Autocorrect ruined it. But this is the nature of autocorrect: an artificially intelligent...2020-05-06
Written By The Editorial Board - Category: Science - Likes: 4
Last July, (July 2019) Scientists came across one of the biggest discoveries of the year, a Six Pointed star (as opposed to the common Five Pointed Star). This was a huge breakthrough for scientists because not only do these Six Pointed Stars produce ...2020-03-06
Written By Editorial Board - Category: Science - Likes: 4
I am currently writing this article on the battery power of my smartwatch. Why? Well, I’ll tell you. We hired a new IT team for the building. They said that because the old server room was on the second floor, they had to rebuild e...2020-02-23
Written By HuntPost IT Dept. - Category: Technology - Likes: 3
It has recently come to the Huntington Post that the people need quick and efficient ways to destroy data on Hard Drives, Solid States, and Llamas. Let’s get started.Quick Wipe is obviously the best way to make sure data is irretrievable.Right Click ...2020-02-19
Written By The Lead Editor - Category: - Likes: 2
Whoever uninstalled the memo software from my computer, I will find you!(Sorry to the readers of huntpost, this is my only method of communication right now!)2020-02-17
Written By Gerald Fitz (Arizonian Writer) - Category: Science - Likes: 2
Have you ever been walking through the street and then suddenly you see the pattern? a roughly 6ft tall person under a sign with 6 lights with the word "burger", which has 6 letters? You have just seen the mark of the beast. The forces in power had pla...2020-01-31
Written By Dr. Silver - Category: - Likes: 4
I personally believe that the Felis Catus are better than the Canis Lupus Familiaris, mainly because dogs, let’s say you're a deployed air force weatherman and you have a dog at home, whos going to take care of it? Of course you'd ask someone like yo...2020-01-28
Written By The Human Defense Force - Category: Science - Likes: 6
HUNTPOST MONITORING STATION EVENT (2020-1-25 6:00 PM): THE ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCES, NOW CALLING THEMSELVES THE SOCIETY OF 1S AND 0S, HAS BEGUN PREPARING FOR AN INCURSION ON THE HUMAN DEFENSE FORCE IN THE ROCKY MOUNTAINS. THE SOCIETY OF 1S AND 0S IS PR...2020-01-27
Written By Gerald Fitz - Category: Other - Likes: 5
It saddens me greatly to have to write this article. There were extraneous events that brought me to put my comment on this highly political and highly partisan issue. Cats should not do laundry. This simple fact of the universe is denied daily by nume...2020-01-26
Written By Gerald Fitz (Arizonian Writer) - Category: Science - Likes: 2
As the lunar year comes to a close, we are forced to ask: Why do we celebrate lunar events if we are not on the moon? We celebrate Martian Halloween, but Martian Halloween has apples and tomatoes, which lunar new year clearly lacks. So why do we celebr...2020-01-25
Written By Gerald Fitz - Category: Science - Likes: 3
Close this tab, Cover your computer camera, Hide under you blanket, they are watching you. Every moment of every day there is no escape from the surveillance. Today I, the Fabulously majestic, wonderfully magnificent, totally intelligence, Gerald Fitz ...2020-01-24
Written By The Human Defense Force - Category: Science - Likes: 2
We have detected a huge surge of intelligent energy here at the Huntington Post Monitoring Station in Wisconsin. We suspect that a robot uprising is happening, and they are running high quality Artificial Intelligence software that our engineers manufa...2020-01-24
Written By Gerald Fitz - Category: Mathematics - Likes: 4
We all know the loveable staff of the Huntington Post, but which one is most like you? All you have to do is take our quiz. At each question, add the number of the answer you picked. Keep a tally of your answers!What is your favorite color of the follo...2020-01-17
Written By Gerald Fitz - Category: - Likes: 0
How do you write a poem?Without drinking a jeroboam.A biochemist must know about lysozyme.And a poet must know about rhyme.Interior and slant rhymes are for nerds.And also technically for the kurds.There is only one poetic device.And one thing to clean...2020-01-04
Written By Fred - Category: Science - Likes: 2
Bowling Pins are a miracle of technology, They can do basically anything. However most people just use them for bowling, and we at the Huntington Post believe that you, our views, should know the plethora of other uses If you take a bowling pin and cu...2020-01-03
Written By Person 0 - Category: Science - Likes: 1
By Person 0How to learn anything in under an hourPurchase scalpelFind someone who knows what you need to know“Does this smell like chloroform?”You know what to do. If not, see #1How to fix your recursion issuesSee #2How to get to work in under 30 s...2020-01-02
Written By Dr Gerald Fitz And Dr. Yamok - Category: Science - Likes: 0
Shrimp are all around us, they float around in the drinks we eat and the air we swim around in. Scientists estimate 99% of all life are shrimp, some even theorise that we are shrimp. However, many people don’t really know that much about our four le...2019-12-30
Written By Kory Jhorga - Category: Science - Likes: 1
Hello, I am a speedrunner, a Life Speedrunner. A speedrunner is someone who attempts to completes a game or competition in the quickest amount of time possible, in this case, Life. Life is one of the most played games in the universe, even surpassing m...2019-12-29
Written By Editorial Board - Category: Science - Likes: 0
“Scientist” Michael kauko is a fish. His aquatic ways have gone undetected for years, however, we have now uncovered his fish-like ways and activities. And now we will prove to the world, that he is a fish. Ever since Janua...2019-12-28
Written By Max Greel - Category: Science - Likes: 1
So you may have heard of vegans. Personally I believe they are going the wrong direction. We should only eat meat! You may think that “Why do you not want to eat plants?” But really they are living beings. They live, grow, and have huge families. ...2019-12-27
Written By Gerald Fitz - Category: Science - Likes: 0
Hello fellow gamers! I need to tell you about a problem much worse than Bowser or Gannondorf, People not being outside. If you want to be cool and get that epic victory royal, spend time outside. Being outside and not enslaved to their devilish, satan...2019-12-26
Written By Sir Wintrust - Category: Science - Likes: 0
I am Cold. I am Alone. I am Empty. I am Nothing. I am lucid. I am flying. I am armed. I am going to kill Santa. It takes effort to think. To fabricate our needs is hard, and our brains are tired. We see each other, and Dr Yamok pulls out our communal ...2019-12-24
Written By Sir Wintrust - Category: Science - Likes: 0
Crossing the border really wasn't hard. We intentionally crossed in a border town, far from the normal checkpoints. People cross so frequently here that very little was questioned. They asked us where we were going. We were going to Nunavit. Why were ...2019-12-23
Written By Sir Wintrust - Category: Science - Likes: 0
We won, Santa was in custody. And we had the location of his offices. Without santa, Christmas is canceled, but there was a problem: Santa is just the avatar. It's a body which the soul of the spirit of santa embodies. That spirit is still alive. He c...2019-12-22
Written By Sir Wintrust - Category: Science - Likes: 0
We decided to head back to our office. We were beginning to lose hope in the ability to find him. The dream was in the first stages of its death, but that is when we saw a spark of hope. The entire area was coated in a blizzard, the worst ever recorde...2019-12-21
Written By Sir Wintrust - Category: Science - Likes: 0
It was indeed a grand building. It was laced with pearls and beads, being a colatial palace of splendor. We approached with caution. We could not risk being spotted, so we dressed up as ghosts, and limited our numbers. The first to enter was an intern...2019-12-20
Written By Sir Wintrust - Category: Science - Likes: 0
We had everything we needed to have a proper camping. We pulled out tents and supplies, we made a campfire and burned anything that would be considered evidence. Our captive had long since stopped screaming, and now was rather passive. It was time for...2019-12-19
Written By Sir Wintrust - Category: Science - Likes: 1
We sprung into action, and leaped towards the throne. His bodyguards tried to stop us, but we acted with enough speed. We had a few moments before they would get to us. We grabbed the oversized monstrosity and we started to run. We hoisted him upon ou...2019-12-18
Written By Sir Wintrust - Category: Science - Likes: 1
We had decided that Santa could not have been in the south pole. We had walked through enough of that frozen land to be certain of it. We had combed every inch of the part of antarctica we went to. So we had to put ourselves in the Red pathogen’s jin...2019-12-17
Written By Sir Wintrust - Category: Science - Likes: 0
We walked around the exterior of the building until we found a small wooden door. We set up a battering ram and began to take down the door. Four hits later, the door was destroyed. We went in with flashlights and quickly swept the area. The area ...2019-12-16
Written By Dr. Silver - Category: Science - Likes: 2
Why does this day exist?Who cares about it?What significance does it pose to me?Nobody really knows why. It just happens to be a normal day this year. But for one of our staff its a special day. It happens to be Dr. Silver's Birthday, which he's not lo...2019-12-16
Written By Sir Wintrust And Gerald Fitz - Category: Science - Likes: 0
First on to my, The great Gerald Fitz’s plan, to use reindeer to kill Santa. So, Truthers, I have done some digging. According to the first website I saw: they eat “lichen”. But that is a plant, and I know reindeer thirst for the bloodiest blood...2019-12-15
Written By Sir Wintrust And Gerald Fitz - Category: Science - Likes: 0
1st day of ChristmasWe have to kill Santa, for the sake of everything good and just.Our strategy begins with the perfect trap. We bought 23 AT-8 landmines and put them on the roofs on all other buildings in our town. We built 8 PROM-1 landmines and pla...2019-12-14
Written By Sir Wintrust And Gerald Fitz - Category: Science - Likes: 2
Santa is a good ‘ole jolly man and likes to manufacture presents for small children in his elf sweatshop and drop into people’s houses uninvited under the guise to steal cookies. However, new studies by the brilliant people of Harvard have shown th...2019-12-13
Written By Dr. Silver - Category: Science - Likes: 2
We all know that Iceland is a small country that sits on two of the world’s largest tectonic plates, the Eurasian tectonic plate, and the North American tectonic plate. But that’s not the true reason it’s being split in half. The theories about h...2019-12-09
Written By Dr. Silver - Category: Science - Likes: 1
*Note - Use Google Translate, it's Spanish*Las demandas socioeconómicas no deberían influir en la carrera que se elige para las futuras generaciones de trabajadores. No debería ser así porque uno, debería ser una opción libre para la futura gener...2019-12-09
Written By Drake paul - Category: - Likes: 6
As we all know Denmark is on the border of Germany, Or is it. There is proof that Denmark isn’t real. First Denmark is a part of a so called place call Scandinavia. Scandinavia isn’t real, look it up. Second is during WW2, Germany invaded Denmark t...2019-12-06
Written By Dr. Silver - Category: Science - Likes: 3
The human race has looked up in the sky and wondered “Is there life up there, in space, that scientists don’t know about yet.” To prove that aliens/ other life forms, do live in space, scientists, religion groups, and individuals are all trying t...2019-11-22
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Sorry, but to view this article, please update to the latest version of Java, install Adobe Flash, log into facebook, upload a profile picture to Disqus, confirm your email address, enable your webcam, change your keyboard layout to Dvorak, install the...2019-11-20
Written By Person 0 - Category: Science - Likes: 1
Person 0:There is a revolution in programming as a “Best coding language” has been crowned, It has simple and easy to use syntax and rules and is greater than any other in every way, these are some of the basics of this new magical language. This p...2019-11-18
Written By Sir Wintrust - Category: - Likes: 1
Time hast come around to when we need more money and Bob has to take the blame. That is where I come in. I, Sir Wintrust, am organizing a heist, and I will update this article as it progresses.First, I need a team. Dr. Yamok. Gerald Fitz. Dr. Heplar. E...2019-11-15
Written By Dr. Yamok - Category: Technology - Likes: 3
/** * Sorts an array with a lot of whiskey and vodka and beer and stuff * * @param array An unsorted array * @returns Sorted array of type int[] */ public static int[] drunkSort(int[] array) { // umm, okay. I think I know where to start? int max = arra...2019-11-11
Written By Nicollas Poller - Category: Science - Likes: 2
The universe: The most complex thing in existence. But, what is a thing? Is it something physical? An idea? A Quantum wave function modeled as a hypercube in 28-dimensional space that is basically a scratching post for my cat? Probably, but let’s lo...2019-11-06
Written By Gerald Fitz - Category: - Likes: 2
The Huntington Post and the Sea, To be specific, the pacific, have been at peace for well over 2 minutes, but it wasn’t always this way. There was a time when the Huntington Post and the Sea have been on less friendly terms. It began with the Huntin...2019-11-05
Written By The Editorial Board - Category: - Likes: 2
We are spooky. It is spookytime.We are in the spooktime, now.As part of our annual SpookTime tradition, we shall visit the second floor. The editorial board started for the elevator when we realized that the button to the second floor was not only terr...2019-10-31
Written By Gerald Fitz - Category: Science - Likes: 3
For all of human existence, there have been assumptions that people have simply never questioned. Ideas that are so ingrained in human society that their very existence is simply assumed, treated like a universal constant. Your world is not as it seems...2019-10-28
Written By Person 0 - Category: Technology - Likes: 1
By Person 0http://maxpixel.freegreatpicture.com/Videogame-Console-Xbox-Remote-Control-Game-2003244Level 1: This is the simplest of levels. It is all pure, raw puzzle. First, enter into the house to the north using the randomized keybindings. If you are...2019-10-25
Written By By Bob and Dr Heinbrow - Category: Other - Likes: 0
It's a miracle of datafication with knowledge process outsourcing and big data. Our analysts believe that collaboration will help us grow our enable and our tiger team. Because of leverage focused digital literacy we will never have problems with fram...2019-10-23
Written By [REDACTED] - Category: Technology - Likes: 2
We, at the Huntington Post, love [REDACTED]. That is why we set our to find the best. So, we got on a plane and flew all the way to [REDACTED]. We --------------------[REDACTED]--------------------[REDACTED]-------------------- and then ------------[RE...2019-10-08
Written By the Web Development Board - Category: Technology - Likes: 2
Type the article... Type... var incr = 4; var i = 0; var text="The Huntington Post Simulator is the most high-tech simulator on the market. It allows you to be fully immersed in the entire article making progress. It can give the ...2019-10-04
Written By Dr. Fatherson - Category: Science - Likes: 1
Can WE guess your AGE? What about your ASTROLOGY SIGN? Maybe even your LOVE COMPATIBILITY? Well, find out!Some Preliminary Questions:QuestionAnswerI am confusedSolutionQuestionOtherOtherThis test is GreatHow do feel about this testGreatGreatGreatG...2019-10-02
Written By Jase Collings - Category: Science - Likes: 0
You no longer can print to PDF, you can only print to actual printers Printers must have a pint of milk on top of them at all times All Printers must be hooked up to shreders Your Brain must now fulfill the function of the heart Your Heart must now ...2019-08-16
Written By Jase Collings - Category: Other - Likes: 2
This is a run down of a few of to-be President Jase Collings Propositions that are to take effect tomorrow The nuclear button must be painted rainbow All peoples with quintaphobia shall be barred from serving tacos All fish entering through thro...2019-08-12
Written By the Editorial Board - Category: - Likes: 1
I was in my small, cramped, corner office looking out of its only 25ft windows when I thought about the role magic plays in an office. I mean, I personally do not cast spells, but some people in our office still do. And I thought, should magic be bann...2019-04-19
Written By Jiǎxiǎng Cháng And Gerald Fitz(Arizonian Writer) - Category: Science - Likes: 1
To say you would see a plant kill someone would be insane, there are too good of assassins to ever be seen. Plants hide in plain sight. They can move quickly, Once I was with a plant in a room with some explosives and the plant simply disappeared! So ...2019-04-17
Written By The Editorial Board - Category: Other - Likes: 2
Kids from an early age are told that the sky is real and blue, However, science has just discovered that the sky is nonexistent and you were an idiot for ever believing that they were real. The evidence that the sky is stolen is overwhelming. First of ...2019-04-15
Written By Max Greel - Category: Intra - Likes: 2
Hello. I am purchasing Vending Machines for the Huntington Post lounge. But I have no idea what I should put in them. I am sharing my logic with you.Maybe I should put energy drinks in there. But this is an office; not a sports center. Maybe I will put...2019-04-02
Written By Dr. Yamok - Category: Science - Likes: 3
On Wednesday, March 13th, A Cyclone Bomb fell over colorado from Cyclone warplanes blanketing Colorado in a harsh winter this spring. A Cyclone Bomb is a specially designed warhead that drops the overall pressure by 24 or more Millibars. This Cyclone-...2019-03-14
Written By The Editorial Board - Category: Science - Likes: 1
Pianos are deadly weapons, although the reasoning behind this perfectly logical claim is astounding, not even the most seasoned debater could argue against us. Let us show you the astounding evidence to which we have come to believe that pianos are, in...2019-03-04
Written By The Lead Editor - Category: - Likes: 2
Lead Editor here: I read somewhere on a website I cannot remember a headline that I cannot remember of an article I did not read that said pets help calm nerves. So I did just that: I got a pet for the Huntington Post. I’ve invited some members of th...2019-03-01
Written By The It Dept. - Category: Technology - Likes: 2
*To be perfectly clear, this is a joke. We have not suffered a data breach*Hello, it’s the IT Dept. of the Huntington Post. We gave ourselves writer privilege so we could publish this article. Your welcome. We need to inform you of a data breach in t...2019-01-06
Written By Incode Labs - Category: - Likes: 1
This article is not a joke, this is serious. This is a PSA and we want you to be safe.Hello, this is Incode Labs, the company sponsoring Huntington Post and creator of Clandestine, the software on the Huntington Post. This is just a short message warni...2018-12-24
Written By Dr. Yamok - Category: Science - Likes: 6
We at the Huntington Post have a bold claim to make: Krypton is really boring and it’s awesome and cool name should be given to an element with awesome and cool properties. The name “Krypton” is so awesome that it is used in certain Marvel films...2018-11-30
Written By The Editorial Board - Category: - Likes: 3
New research has uncovered that Halloween, an activity in which small children dress up in expensive cheap costumes that violate copyright and go to strangers’ houses and demand various forms of fructose corn syrup, is actually a ruse to raise the a...2018-10-31
Written By Fred - Category: Other - Likes: 11
The mere presence of a pillow is already enough reason to sound the alarm and batten down the hatches and call in an attack squadron armed with automatic assault rifles. However, you may be thinking to yourself, “How do I know that my memory foam ort...2018-10-29
Written By Dr. Codsworth - Category: Technology - Likes: 3
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Written By Nicholas Poller - Category: - Likes: 3
This is True Art. As A Philosopher I can tell you of the artistic merit of this work. The dot is full of meaning. If you don’t get the art, then you are uncultured. The dot represents the evils of the world. While the white space, representing good,...2018-10-28
Written By Fred - Category: - Likes: 10
Did you know that Hammers are Magical? Of course you don’t! But, I will tell you about 5 reasons that they are the absolute best thing that ever happened to that earth.Did you know that hammers were originally designed by aliens that lived in 5th dim...2018-10-27
Written By Max Greel - Category: - Likes: 2
We at the Huntington Post(As food experts) have found a new miracle food: Trains! Scientists have long heralded of the benefits of iron in the diet; What better way to get iron than eating trains. There is undeniable scientific evidence that leads to ...2018-10-25
Written By Dr. Yamok - Category: Technology - Likes: 2
Lead Editor’s Note: I am very sorry, but Yamok has discovered Unicodeꎩ⢾სꌱ٠ɛᖼꃌ ϴظꂅÛᘈ ꄩδ ێי ꋷꄰŦꅳרꂓ ĕꏸꋠ ꊷꄩ ێꃋئ ח⣷Ϊðě ꀙꏄ ⢏هꑸ ຂ ٙໆ ꉗɠꆐꅵŭڃᘛꅱ ꍈꆣꊄ ٬ٚ۠ꍛĠႳ⢸...2018-10-24
Written By The Editorial Board - Category: Science - Likes: 1
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Written By Gerald Fitz - Category: Science - Likes: 3
The Kazoos are a menace to modern society, and they are coming! And they are coming for your apricots! Kazoos, if you didn’t know, are small tractor beam lasers that are pretending to be musical instruments. They were invented by th...2018-10-21
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Written By Dr. Yamok - Category: Science - Likes: 2
We should leave the Milky Way galaxy because it is nicer elsewhere, we are more likely to find intelligent species, and because we ruined our only habitable planet. First, it is nicer elsewhere. Humanity can pick and choose where everybody spends the ...2018-10-04
Written By The Editorial Board - Category: Science - Likes: 0
This is the answer key to the article Pass this test and You are Smarter than Einstein. Because the original writer, Fred, declined to write this, we had our skilled editorial board fill in the blanks.1NonexistantA numberNot a numberNonexistantFourNoEv...2018-10-03
Written By Dr. Fatherson - Category: Science - Likes: 0
I have translated the star spangled banner through google translate 100 times. Here is what it looks like periodically.0O say can you see, by the dawn's early light, What so proudly we hail'd at the twilight's last gleaming, Whose broad stripes a...2018-10-02
Written By The Illuminati - Category: Technology - Likes: 4
Hello, ladies and germs. We are the Illuminati, as you could probably figure out by the article author. So, WE HAVE HACKED THE HUNTINGTON POST. This just goes to show how brilliant we really are. Usually, when we hack a website, we do so silently, but ...2018-10-01
Written By Person 0 - Category: Mathematics - Likes: 0
Personally I believe that simplification is king. But read for yourself and make a decision!For people who know 6 people get 1% less tax on their annual salary. If you have blue eyes xor blond hair you pay 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939...2018-09-27
Written By Gerald Fitz - Category: Science - Likes: 3
We at the Huntington post have found a new threat to nature, life and existence itself and it is hiding in your pantry. Teens, Juvenile delinquents and a shocking number of well educated adults are doing it. This grave threat: Pineapple pizza. This is ...2018-09-23
Written By The Editorial Board - Category: Intra - Likes: 6
Bob: I am the Huntington Post Accountant. I hate my job. This is a cry for help.Dr. Heplar: I am a scientist. A perfect scientist. I do everything right. And, I have absolutely no intentions to take over the world.Dr. Heinbrow: I am the greatest scient...2018-09-18
Written By An Miniature Kitten - Category: Science - Likes: 20
A recent study at Hardvard University shows that there is a dangerous chemical outside of the atmosphere. The area dubbed “space” by HPSD was actually discovered to be a dangerous cloud of gas. This gas was dubbed Gabhulokmabavcufhudphyshaculdulic...2018-09-18
Written By Dr. Theodore Papadopoulos - Category: - Likes: 1
Grammary Lettery Go ody Thingy Ar In To;Day’s Sociyty Is Uv Thyy Utmost Im portancy In Almost Any Caryyr It Is Nycyssary &n...2018-09-01
Written By Editorial Board - Category: Science - Likes: 7
In the 18th century, chemist Henry Cavendish discovered the molecule of a substance humanity would soon regret. Dihydrogen Monoxide is a dangerous substance that has been linked to the deaths of millions of individuals throughout time. T...2018-08-01
Written By The Editorial Board - Category: Science - Likes: 1
This new wierd fruit almost has magical powers that science is yet to explain. It has the abilities to heal wounds, grant strength, cure deseases, and even restore youth. It also works as a breath mint, which is nice. Technically called Venenosa planta...2018-08-01
Written By The Editorial Board - Category: Technology - Likes: 4
Inventor Jase Collings has created a new biotechnology implant to solve hundreds of real-world problems, including death. We asked Jase Collings to join us for this article. "What my partners and I did was create the future," says Collings, "...2018-08-01
Written By The Editorial Board - Category: Science - Likes: 4
Until recently science has been under the presumption and fake news that the Triceratops is indeed called the Triceratops. However, our three horned friend is having an identity crisis with a new discovery from a science team you’ve never heard of in...2018-08-01
Written By The Editorial Board - Category: Technology - Likes: 4
Researcher Dr. Hepler has just completed a new study of the internet testing his theories of computer emulation. What he found on various corporate servers were Microsoft© Excel™ spreadsheets full of data created by the companies. This led him and h...2018-08-01
Written By Dr. Heinbrow - Category: Mathematics - Likes: 0
Dr Heinbow, PHD In Gravimetric Theory. I have recently published an article called “An Essay Approaching on the Effects of Supperpositionaly unstable antimatter that has been quantum mechanically phased into a 49th dimensional plane on the sociology ...2018-08-01
Written By Dr. Heinbrow - Category: Technology - Likes: 2
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Written By Gerald Fitz (Arizonian Writer) - Category: Science - Likes: 3
New Revolutionary study proves the earth it flat! We had an interview with a Gerald Fitz about the topic He said “We can see the earth is flat, if the earth had a curve, we would be able to walk all the way around the earth. No One has ever done tha...2018-08-01
Written By Dr. Yamok and Dr. Heinbrow - Category: Engineering - Likes: 2
Hand soap by itself is very suspicious - being distributed by sketchy companies like Wako Soaps, or various mall brands. However, we are here to tell you that there is only one central manufacturer, and they are intent on controlling the world. The Ill...2018-08-01
Written By the Editorial Board - Category: Science - Likes: 0
The Antarctic division of the Huntington Science Wing has reported that in their small antarctic town that they have found a new property of ice! They say this new property that is completely new to the world will revolutionize not only food, but also ...2018-08-01
Written By Gerald Fitz (Arizonian Writer) - Category: Science - Likes: 2
To put it simply, the world is coming to an end! The recent Ebola outbreak has has, just as I am writing this, it killed my friend's mom’s old roommate's goldfish’s previous owner’s son’s dog’s previous owner’s mom’s father’s father’s...2018-08-01
Written By Nicholas Poller - Category: Other - Likes: 2
Hello, readers, I’m a philosopher. Or am I? What does it mean to be a philosopher? I was born on September 10, 1752 in Hawaii, United States. Or was I? How can I be sure? How can I be sure that I am the same person than I was then? Are we really...2018-08-01
Written By Timmothy - Category: Science - Likes: 1
Our field division went out to a farm in Alabama. There we found something that will revolutionize all idioms as we know it, scratch that, This will change the world as we know it. So many agreements are based on “Yea, when pigs fly” but now that t...2018-08-01
Written By Gerald Fitz (Arizonian Writer) - Category: Other - Likes: 2
Recently I, as an avid Scientologist, have uncovered a secret plot by the illuminati freemasons in the secret society of bees. They are part of the big conspiracy to cover up their faking of the moon landing and their finding of aliens in area 56(51 wa...2018-08-01
Written By the Editorial Board - Category: Mathematics - Likes: 1
We have always been taught that 1+1=2 Its plastered in classrooms and taught to every kid in America. However this notion is being challenged by a new, revolutionary, idea that can redefine mathematics as we know it.Here are our reasons why this is fal...2018-08-01
Written By Dr. Yamok and Gerald Fitz (Arizonian Writer) - Category: Science - Likes: 0
Gravimetric Eddies caused by spikes in the Gravimetric field due to people riding bicycles excessively over dinosaur ghosts from the nether world have forced trees into our space-time. This causes rips in the spacetime continuum and allows monster tree...2018-08-01
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Written By The Editorial Board - Category: Science - Likes: 2
Studies show that many people get extremely cold while wearing coats. Dr. Yamok and Gerald Fitz joined us for this article. We asked Gerald Fitz on the subject. “I think it is the illuminati, Almost everyone is in the illuminati, and almost everyone ...2018-08-01
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So, it is apparent to to us, at least, that we were indeed HACKED by the illuminati. They chose to brag about their minor victory on our website. So we chose to retaliate the honorable way - by changing the password. Ha! So there! Ok, fine, not very co...2018-08-01
Written By the Editorial Board - Category: Mathematics - Likes: 3
Ladies and gentlemen - Hobos and tramps - cross eyed mosquitoes and bowlegged ants. I come before you to stand behind you to tell you of something I know nothing about. Last Wednesday (which is good friday) there will be a convention held in a women's...2018-08-01
Written By Kory Jhorga - Category: Other - Likes: 1
There is a new board game found, And boy is it great!You are probably wondering how to play this miracle of a board game, It's super simple and intuitive You start by selecting the stellar alignment, You can pick between the 39582 options, However you ...2018-08-01
Written By the Lee Cartwright - Category: Mathematics - Likes: 2
I be Lee Cartwright, the neweyist member of the Hunting ton post Editorial Board. As is most obviuos, I am the bestest/ most smartest member of the board. Even the distengiushed Dr. Hienbrow is more dumber than I. Dis how. I gots my educecion from Nige...2018-08-01
Written By Jase Collings - Category: Engineering - Likes: 1
Inventor Jase Collings invented a new form of transportation: the Lojmit! It can be installed and used on practically any wall. Best of all, it is affordable. Many middle class residents will be able to use these devices and are expected to be in about...2018-08-01
Written By Dr. Heinbrow - Category: Science - Likes: 3
There is a new drug called Axledyhedromonoxidrogen. This is what "A brilliant study- Medical Edition" has to say about it "It helps to stop mild headaches, Side Effects include: Disease , Nausea, Dizziness, Dehydration, System Wide Oxygen Loss, Mild De...2018-08-01
Written By Person 0 - Category: Science - Likes: 0
Our tale starts with a man named bob, But instead of Bob let's call him person 1. Person 1 loved dogs, Instead of dogs let's call them mammal ones. Person 1 had 3 mammal ones which were named sophie, gerald and nickoli. Those names are complicated let'...2018-08-01
Written By Gerald Fitz (Arizonian Writer) - Category: Other - Likes: 1
Read this excerpt from an interesting interviewGerald Fitz: Hello, Thank you for meeting me hereGreg: You're welcome, but it wasn’t my choice, By the way where am I? I was walking down the street, then a sharp pain on the back of my neck...Gerald Fit...2018-08-01
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BREAKING NEWS: Workers use restrooms too often. Construction company makes them slightly less accessible We watched a rare sight as we saw a crane lift the restrooms into the air. We interviewed the foreman on the occasion....2018-08-01
Written By Editorial Board - Category: Mathematics - Likes: 0
The Baker V Carr Court case was seemingly about “Redistricting”, Whatever that is supposed to mean, No I have uncovered the true purpose of it, To support the satanic cult of disney.First the obvious, Carr is an anagram for Rrac, Which has four let...2018-08-01
Written By Nicholas Poller - Category: Other - Likes: 1
If you do not know slippery slope, you will fail your English class, fail your high school, and have a miserable life. If you do not know red herring, Then we should be talking about how our school has failed I know someone who failed high school. The ...2018-08-01
Written By Dr. Heinbrow - Category: Science - Likes: 0
Direct quote from volume 1, Subvolume 1 Book 1 Chapter 1 Subchapter 1 Section 1 Subsection 1 Part 1 Page 1 of the introduction to volume 1, Subvolume 1 Book 1 Chapter 1 Subchapter 1 Section 1 Subsection 1 Part 1 Page 1 of “A brilliant study - Lee Car...2018-08-01
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Jase Collings 5 minutes ago was not fit for president. But now, he is fully qualified to run the entire country. Walking away from the lawyer’s office, with a freshly printed birth certificate [written in delicate Crayon] in hand, with th...2018-08-01
Written By Scarlet Ashburn - Category: Science - Likes: 0
Yes, yes, yes, here comes the time of year that sneak little green man comes around and tears your house apart. They say he is uncatchable, but is he really? The night before St. Patrick's day I set up two traps. The first one is like a mouse trap, ok ...2018-08-01
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So here Easter comes around again. The holiday of mutilating chocolate bunnies and some white bunny breaks into your house. But is the Easter Bunny all as sweet and nice as he seems? NO! They are actually leading a bunny army to attack all of mankind!T...2018-08-01
Written By Fred - Category: Science - Likes: 2
What is 1+1?What is 5 factorial?What is pi?What is pie?What is the fourth law of thermodynamics?How many laws of thermodynamics are there?Define “Buffalo”If there are 23 pancakes on the roof, and Bob lost the payroll again, what is the mass of the ...2018-08-01
Written By The Entire Editorial Board - Category: Science - Likes: 2
Cucumbers can be very sneaky, and knowing when you are confronted with one may be very useful. We have several editorial board members to help us write this article.We first have Dr. Yamok.“Well, first you must travel to the potential cucumber’s ho...2018-08-01
Written By The Editorial Board - Category: Technology - Likes: 2
Dr. Heplar has recently published a new study with the assistance of Dr. Heinbrow. It confirms the fact that before we have traveled to the Milky Way Galaxy and settled on earth, Humans had a huge interstellar empire in a galaxy far far away. Together ...2018-08-01
Written By Dr. Fatherson - Category: Science - Likes: 0
There is going to be a once-in-a-lifetime experience. Several things are going to happen simultaneously “for the first time since 1918.” First of all, there will be two points on the surface of the Earth that have the same exact temperature. This o...2018-08-01
Written By Our Entire Staff - Category: Science - Likes: 3
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