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The PubChem Open Chemestry Database, run by the National Center for Biotechnology Information lists Dihydrogen Monoxide as
"clear, oderless, tastless liquid", and "Fatal if Inhaled". They also note that the EPA has labeled the liquid low risk, despite it's inherently dangerous properties.
Lockhaven University researchers also warn Dihydrogen monoxide can cause skin and eye irritation and is a major contributer to
global warming, acid rain, and erossion.
Worst of all, Not only does Dihydrogen Monoxide contain high levels of Hydric Acid, but it's uses have been known as a bit more then "scary". Many criminals, such as robbers,
gangsters, terrorists, and murders, have all been tested and have been confirmed to be using Dihydrogen monoxide.
So - Be safe. Get your water systems checked by a local proffessional, and make sure your food has been certified Dihydrogen monoxide safe. Also, make sure you spread awareness of the dangers
to your friends and families.
This article is part of a series. Types of Water