Apologies from the Lead Editor

By Editorial Board - Published 2020-11-01

Dear Good Citizen.

We apologise for the incident that occured yesterday involving breaking and entering. We are happy that the runaway writers were stopped by the owner, honestly, we are surprised he was capable of knocking out Gerald Fitz. The rapid response of the police unit also helped to quickly recapture two of the other writers. You must understand that we do not have full control over our writers, and we did not intend for them to break the law. We will be able to pay the fine(If bob asks where the payroll went say you don't know). The writers involved will be reprimanded when it is safe to do so(Some of them are very dangerous individuals). Again, the crimes do not reflect us as an institution and the actions of the writing division do not reflect the larger organisation as a whole. Thank you and goodbye.

Sincerely, The Lead Editor.