Pass this test and you are smarter than Einstein

By Fred - Published 2018-08-01

1. What is 1+1?
2. What is 5 factorial?
3. What is pi?
4. What is pie?
5. What is the fourth law of thermodynamics?
6. How many laws of thermodynamics are there?
7. Define “Buffalo”
8. If there are 23 pancakes on the roof, and Bob lost the payroll again, what is the mass of the sun?
9. If there are 23 pancakes on the roof again, and Bob had to pay for the pancakes this time, what is the exact distance in milimetres to Beta Centauri as of the Unix epoch?
10. What is 1+2?
11. Does Gerald Fitz (Arizonian Writer) Own a tank OR a helicopter?
12. How the heck did Mr. (Arizonian Writer) Get a tank OR a helicopter?
13. Where is the payroll?
14. How long does a starship traveling at 3000 m/s buried 63 bearings into subspace take to reach the Andromeda Galaxy?
15. What is the Alt-Code for the Ace of Spades?
16. Why do humans sleep? And why do we get its benefits ONLY when sleeping? (“because we get sleepy” is not an acceptable answer within the scope of this test)
17. What is the approximate energy distribution throughout a galaxy when a wormhole buried 20 bearings into subspace and a 2km black hole collide?
18. How many spatial dimensions are required to accurately represent the entirety of the universe?
19. In how many alternate timelines does coffee stunt human growth?
20. What is the 4th letter of the alphabet?
21. C
22. A
23. D
24. B
25. Where is phil?
26. If a lemur named George Baskin eats 92 of the pancakes on the roof, how many pancakes AREN'T on the roof?
27. Did the payroll go to getting a lemur?
28. How to get rich fast?
29. How many lights?
30. What is the difference between a duck?
31. How many atoms exist in a universe in a pure vacuum state?
32. How many nickles are on top of the eiffel tower that can control time?
33. Warning Political Question: Cats or dogs?
34. Why is Gerald Fitz pouring diesel on my computer?
35. Is your refrigerator running?
36. There are 5 lights. True or false?
37. How loud did you yell on that last one?
38. P=NP
39. What is Dr. Yamok doing with that match?
40. On what frequency(s) does subspace communication usually happen in?
41. How many letter “e”s are in “A Brilliant Study - Version 126”?
42. How many spatial dimensions do Time Machines fold?
43. How many spatial dimensions SHOULD Time Machines fold?
44. Why does it smell like something is burning?
45. Why is the lemur named “George Baskin”?
46. Is George Baskin Lactose Intolerant?
47. Uhh… What were those pancakes made of?
48. True or False: “The answer to this question is false”
49. Why is Dr. Yamok and Gerald Fitz laughing?
50. How many backspace keys are just lying around outside?
51. How many daleks were in Star Wars: The Force Awakens?
52. How many episodes of Firefly was R2D2 on?
53. Why did the rebels use the Enterprise to destroy the Death Star?
54. Why is my computer on fire?
55. How many watts of power does it take to open a wormhole buried 120 bearings into subspace from the location of Neptune (as of the Unix Epoch) to reach the edge of the universe (as of right now)
56. On which date (Stardate) did the expansion of the miniature universe “A-247” reach mach-3?
57. And on which date (Unix Time) did the expansion of the miniature universe “A-247” reach 0.5% the speed of light?
58. What was the exact degree (azimuth/rotation) from the Korean Peninsula as of September 9th 1752 (United Kingdom Calendar) is towards the center of the andromeda galaxy? Answer 3 thousand decimal accuracy.
59. Why am I duct taped to my chair?
60. What is isqrt(2)*e*pi*c*abs(NK)/sin(K*P/6+5920)+5820/29K-sqrt(2349248592)*3≬543 -(3k)9∾349530-34034⊌≷*sin(ဈ/tan8(4393)/Mod৯(七)*492PN*39O+⅘+ceil(304BK)/cos(4929)*(log((((sqrt(cos(abs(nil(bolder(((mod(((rt((((((348 93444*4290)/24523405234)+328424)/1290424+sqrt(2)/pi))((3045+)43909{{([[([[[48394+49030)4303259239/)/342890)-489143)-453645) ⇈
61. How to take screenshot on iphone?
62. What is the 4392nd digit of pi
63. What is 34095230939350346342532 / 534523453245
64. Why is Gerald Fitz yelling something about destroying narwhales?
65. What is 2?
66. Why is 2?
67. How is 2?
68. Who is 2?
69. What is happening to me?
70. Given 1=2 prove I am a tank?
71. What is “Save me” in Revision language?
72. What is “Help me” in Klingon?
73. What is?
74. Can you help me?
75. Who?
76. Why?
77. How?
78. ?
79. Why do they do they do this to me?
80. XOR: True or False: Potato and True or False: Purple Throw Pillow
81. Answer in a number between 0 and 10: In chronological order, what are the colors of the alphabet?
82. True or False: Is the answer to this question false?
83. Riddle: You are given 10 cookies, you lose 3, How old are you?
84. How can I keep taking this?
85. What is the shape of the universe?
86. What happens inside of a black hole?
87. What is not the answer to this question?
88. How many editions of “A brilliant study” have been published
89. Should I quit?
90. If x=2 and y=3 what is z=?
91. If you are in a klein bottle, would you have fun?
92. Where is the most powerful coin in the world.
93. What item should you always have with you according to Megadodo Publications?
94. What do they want with me?
95. What is this symbol: ∝
96. What philosophy believes that life has no inherent meaning, however meaning can be attained
97. What happened at the Treaty of Paris?
98. What is a kirphylomononeteridigerido?
99. How can I escape?
100. How long Have I been here?
101. How strong are these steel bars?
102. How do you pick a lock?
103. Can I pick this lock?
104. Will they notice my escape?

Editor’s Note: We know that this is an incomplete version of the test, but the writer... quit. Sorry.